Heidi Is the New Michael Jackson, Or So Says Spencer

Heidi Montag Pratt
Spencer Pratt keeps talking, and remarkably, I still have hair on my head that I haven’t yanked out from reading the crazy nonsense he says.

On The Hills aftershow he told host Jessi Cruickshank, “[Heidi is the] new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.”

Cruickshank points out that MJ is dead, and Spencer continues his proclamation by pointing to Heidi-

“Yeah, but here it is, it’s living, like the holy spirit. Like, Michael Jackson’s in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit.” (I believe Spencer is confusing Jesus Juice with souls…)

Maybe Heidi is the re-embodied soul of Michael Jackson, let’s see here-

The affinity for plastic surgery? Check.
Dating a ‘beard’? Check.
Constant attention from US Weekly? Check.
Chimpanzee Best Friend? Check (Audrina).
Talent? Ah… still missing
Greatest entertainer of this generation? OK, maybe the comparisons stop here.

Source: US

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One Response to Heidi Is the New Michael Jackson, Or So Says Spencer

  1. August 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm #

    Why does the media give any time and attention to these 2? It’s just plain annoying that you guys give any space to these 2. Actually, Heidi seems pretty harmless but that thimble-dick “manager”/husband of hers makes any inane comments he can think of to get in the press. What happened to people needing talent, charm and personality to get media attention? Well, Kim Kardashian doesn’t really have any of those but at least she’s flawlessly gorgeous.

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