Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat, Idiotic, Drug Addicted, Bald Jay-Z Foe

pictured here with more hair and fat

Rush Limbaugh is an easy tagert. I mean, how could you miss? Zing! Even I’m getting in on the act.

Jay-Z has a new song referencing the reactionary white whale. The lyrics:

Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back/ Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls/ It’s 2010, not 1864 [pronounced “fawh” in a slant rhyme with “balls”]

This isn’t Bill’s first appearance in a rap song’s lyrics (Ludacris: “Hi, Mr. O’Reilly! Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey“) but it is Limbaugh’s. In the following clip, he responds and actually manages to get off a decent line:  “Mr. Z, it is president Obama who wants to mandate circumcision…if we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama.”