Good news for all Levi Johnston fans!
The sexy Sarah Palin almost-son-in-law is going to “bare all” for Playgirl!
Page Six reports that Johnston’s spread, tentatively scheduled for mid November, is one viewers will be “enthralled by.”
And Johnston’s manager reports that he is “90 percent sure” the spread will include full-frontal nudity!
We take our hats off to anyone who agrees to show their bits. If you’re gonna whore yourself to a skin magazine, show it all! Yes, that means you Jennifer Love Hewitt: Show us your tits! You don’t go on Maxim to show us your hairstyle, so keep it real and break out those coconuts!
Speaking of coconuts, two totally-nude bods we do NOT wanna see? Heidi and Carrie Prejean. Those ugly silicone bags are best left for Jesus!
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