“Do I agree with homosexuality? No, I’m a bible based young man.” – Terrence Howard
That’s great to hear, Terrence! The bible is also pro-slavery. Go pick up my dry cleaning and bring it to the Starzlife offices. Wait outside, though, we don’t let slaves upstairs. Good boy. While you’re at, feel free to give the government the million-plus you owe them.
The I.R.S. filed a tax lien against the actor on January 25th. Damn, bruh, you gotta pay Uncle Sam before you drop a stack on them scrimp dinners. Wait a minute, you been eatin’ scrimp? That’s a sin right there. You’re going to hell.