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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Good Morning America

No, sorry to tell you libs, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not leaving ‘The View’, but she’ll be taking on double duty to become a special correspondant for Good Morning America. Elisabeth made the announcement this morning in a statement which she says: “I am thrilled to join the Good Morning America team. and I am thankful […]

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Stupid, Pt 1

I love watching Elisabeth Hasselbeck get worked up. Hearing this simple, stupid woman’s already-high-pitched voice rise higher as she gets dumber fills me with glee. Forget about the piano playing cat. This is YouTube’s real star. The site’s manifold highlight clips of her getting flustered as she attempts to defend her stupid, stupid opinions are […]

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck Welcomes A New Baby, It Too Has Uninformed Opinions on Politics

The View‘s token conservative hot girl Elizabeth Hassleback and her husband Tim (a former NFLer) welcomed a baby boy over the weekend. The couple named their child Isaiah Timothy. Maybe they named him for Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy? I’m surprised the liberal media didn’t try to abort her baby, or the feminists eat it […]

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on ‘The View’ this morning that she was pregnant with her and husband Tim’s third child. The couple welcomed their first son, Taylor Thomas, just 15 months ago, and have a three year old daughter, Grace. Tim Hasselbeck used to play for the Arizona Cardinals, who will be playing in the Superbowl […]

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