Michael Jackson‘s people are keeping the spirit of his Facebook page alive by putting new notes on it. This one has 7,812 “likes” as of this writing. The most I ever got was 9. (It was when I posted “thank God we still have Gary Glitter” 20 minutes after Michael passed away.) On October 30th, […]
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“High Profile” Jackson Tribute Scheduled For Vienna
Ready for The King of Pop: The Tribute: Part Two? The Vienna hills are alive with the sound of Michael Jackson. The World Awards confirmed that they will play host next month to a large Jackson tribute concert, featuring “a high profile line-up of international stars.” Some of the name rumblings: Madonna, Kanye West, Alicia […]
Another Jackson Cashes In
The latest Jackson to make money off Michael‘s death? That would be brother Jermaine, who has decided to release a copy of his performance of ‘Smile,’ the song that he sang at brother Michael’s public memorial. Jermaine is also organizing a series of “tribute” concerts in “honor” of his brother, that are expected to bring […]
WATCH THIS!!!! Joe Jackson Vs. Diana Ross, Liza Minelli AND Debbie Rowe!!!
Hey Mister Joe Jackson! Check out this hilarious Jackson custody battle skit courtesy of KnightOverEgypt – featuring cameos from Joe Jackson, Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and a horse-ridin’, white cherry-beggin’ Debbie Rowe! We think Liza (“his BEST girlfriend”) should win! Wanna be a mamaaaa?!!! Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter!
Joe Jackson Won’t Help Raise Kids; World Breathes Sigh Of Relief
And from the “good news for children all over the world” desk: Joe Jackson has decided not to help raise Michael Jackson‘s kids. In a statement filed in a Los Angeles court on Monday, Jackson said: “I have had a close family relationship with these grandchildren since their birth. I do visit the family residence […]
The Vanity Fair Duel-Off: Farrah Vs. Michael
Vanity Fair’s stunning September issues asks viewers an interesting question: Farrah or Michael? The Conde Nast publication has released two separate covers for its September Style issue: a black and white iconic image of Farrah in her hey day, or a cover picture of Michael Jackson back when… well, he didn’t look so strange. Who […]
Party’s Over, Michael Jackson Bootleggers; Get Back to Calvin Peeing on Stuff
The AP has a lengthy article (don’t worry, I’ll chop it down into an eighth) today about the explosion in unlicensed Michael Jackson material since the pop star’s passing. “We sold 2,000 T-shirts in the first week. We’re still selling a lot” recounts a giddy rag trade pirate. I bet that guy prays before going […]
Jackson Custodians Speak Out!
Debbie Rowe thinks the Jackson custodian agreement is just swell. Rowe’s attorney Eric George made a comment to US yesterday, saying: “The sole consideration between the parties was the best interests of the children. I’m proud to have worked with such professionals who represented Ms. Jackson, and I am particularly proud of Deborah for her […]
Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child
Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]
Jackson’s Last Breakfast
Hey, it’s a slow news day. Michael Jackson’s personal chef is coming out of the kitchen and revealing all. Well, if by all, she means that his non-appearance at breakfast on the day he died was suspect. We smell a book deal: “My boss, Michael Jackson. The Corn Flake days.” Jackson’s personal chef, Kai Chase, […]
