Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson and Rick “Officer Ricky” Ross‘s feud went supernova last year. 50’s scorched-Earth attack was boundless; he took Rick Ross’s baby moms shopping for fine furs and hung out with Rick’s son on-camera. Then he found out the mother of Rick’s daughter, Lastonia Leviston, had made a sex tape, got the […]
Juggalo News
If you’re poor, white, and live in Middle America, I’ve got something you’re going to love, and no, it’s not crystal meth! Check out “Juggalo News,” a funny video that imagines what it would be like if Juggalos could read. From the creator of Scott Meets Family Circus.
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Don’t Write Zoolander’s Eugoogly Yet: Sequel Planned
Blue Steel. There, I just wanted to get that out of the way first. Moving on, Nikki Finke over at Deadline is breaking news of Zoolander 2. It’ll be written and directed by man with the most severe widow’s peak in Hollywood, Justin Theroux. (If he dies before commencement of principal photography, maybe they can […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Selma Blair, Jerry O’Connell, Rebecca Romijn, Debra Messing @ Gap
Damn, Selma Blair is making that bold hairstyle work. Mostly because she’s pretty. Imagine it on Sherri Shepherd or Jackie Earle Haley. Selma, along with My Secret Identity star Jerry O’Connell, X-(Wo)Man Rebecca Romijn, and the newscaster from Celebrity Debra Messing grabbed some swag at the opening of Gap’s new 1969 store on Robertson Boulevard. […]
Morrissey Lends Song to Anti-Rabbit Farming Campaign
Right on, Mozzer! Farming is for humans! You know those stupid rabbits are just gonna grow carrots. We need broccoli, cotton, and tobacco, too. The handsome devil has lent his 80’s mope rock masterpiece “Everyday is Like Sunday” to a public service campaign about not locking rabbits in cages. Did you know that in the […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Janice Dickinson and the Dogs Take Bel Air
Original supermodel in the house, y’all! Janice Dickinson took her dogs Chester and Lloyd for a walk in Bel-Air. Starzlife was there. That rhymed. Ms. Dickinson has been busy lately. She judged a gay porn contest in London, and went off on former boss Tyra Banks. She also appeared on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother […]
¡Arriba, Arriba! George Lopez Necessito Payjeck; Will Voice Speedy Gonzales Pelicula
¿Te gusta crap? ¡Estas afortunado! Las idiotas que correr Hollywood estan produciendo una grande-screen adaptacíon de Speedy Gonzales. ¿Te gusta comedianos unfunny? ¡Estas afortunado otra vez! ¡George Lopez estan starring! I’ve exhausted my high school Spanish. (I got a “C” every year.) The Hollywood Reporter’s Heat Vision blog reports that New Line is bringing Speedy […]
Captain EO is Back! It’s Like Avatar, But 17 Minutes Long and Costs $72
You know, ’cause you have to buy a ticket to Disneyland to see it. Now that Michael Jackson has been completely absolved of his serial child molestation by simply dying, Disneyland is bringing back his 3D space jam, Captain EO! If you missed it, Captain EO, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, is the story of […]
Bruce Willis Working on Die Hard 5
22 years after Bruce Willis played officer John McClane in ‘Die Hard,’ there’s talks of bringing the franchise back to the big screen for the fifth time! During a recent interview, Willis explained; “I think we’re going to do a Die Hard 5 next year. I would hire Len Wiseman right now (to direct).” As […]