Starzlife caught Sylvester Stallone out and about in Beverly Hills recently. The man must have an amazing plastic surgeon. He barely looks 64 here. You’d never know he’s really 103.
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Jessica Lowndes On Set
We spotted 90210’s hottest hottie, Jessica Lowndes, leaving a movie set in LA on Sunday afternoon. 90210 fans are currently enduring a miserable hiatus but new episodes are right around the corner. Hopefully these pics of Jess can hold you over until then.
EXCLUSIVE!!! Fitness Guru Kirstie Alley and Kids
Hey, folks, lookin’ to drop a few? Kirstie Alley‘s here to help. Check out her new weight-loss website phitter.com (<—not a joke) for weight loss tips like “Do as I say, not as I do” and “Also, don’t do as I say” and “Log off now.” (<—joke) Kirstie took her kids to Ann’s, a diner […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Josh Duhamel Has Backward NFL Hat Fever. Catch It!
Why is Josh Duhamel‘s look invariably described as “all American”? As if all Americans are this fit and handsome. He’s barely American. Maybe if here were a heavy, poorly dressed slob he’d look like the rest of the country. You know, like Chaz Bono, the real patriot.
Adam Sandler is Always Down for a Quikee
In case you were ever wondering where funnyman Adam Sandler gets that pearly white smile, it’s because he always has time for a Quikee! Supersmile Quikee is the hottest new item among stars in Hollywood who want to keep their teeth shiny and white. The Quikee is an anytime, anywhere NO BRUSH/NO RINSE whitening tooth […]
Get Your DVD Players Ready
We thought we struck nostalgic gold when we spotted the actor who played Ham Porter in The Sandlot walking around downtown LA this past weekend. But we didn’t. Turns out it was only actor Nic Nac, who’s appeared in classics such as American Pie presents: Beta House , Van Wilder: Freshman Year , and the […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Chaz Bono is an FTB (Female-to-Bear)
Damn, bubba. Woof. You heading to the Faultline later? Chaz Bono took his girlfriend shopping at Fred Segal recently, since he can’t buy anything there for himself. European boutique labels don’t cut in size XXBrawny. Try Ross, Chaz, it’s a great place to buy Dickies and Timberland boots appropriate for the construction site and the […]
YES!!! THE BLACK HISTORY MONTH FRIED CHICKEN LUNCH CHEF WAS BLACK!!!
I love this. Remember the controversy yesterday about NBC serving a delicious and appropriate meal of fried chicken and collard greens to celebrate Black History Month BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN – YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME ON THIS ISSUE and how people predictably called for a march on Washington or whatever? Well, they […]
Tetris TV: It’s Tetris That’s Not Free!
Dish Network, I offer the above motto to you for free of charge. No, actually I want you to wave the three dollar monthly fee you plan to charge for your interactive Tetris channel. And if you’re gonna do that, you may as well throw in a subscription to Dish Network. Eh, forget it, I’m […]
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Dramatic Footage of Attempted Bombing of Jared Leto That’s Really Just Some Idiot With a Box
Jared Leto‘s band, 30 Seconds to Change the Station Before I Crash My Toyota Solara, has a documentary coming out soon, and the band held a special premiere for the fans last night. While Jared was onstage talking about how he solved Haiti, some psycho barged to the front of the room and planted a […]