Snooki (“Snookers” if you’re nasty or stupid or both) made an appearance at a football game in Philadelphia today for some goddamn reason, and, at the same time, no goddamn reason. A TV reporter brings the pint-size oil slick over for some on-camera questioning, and the arena boos. The reporter euphemistically queries, “Snookie, they’re booing […]
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What?! Enough People Hate Snooki to Fill a Stadium?
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All Slutty Lesbians to Get a Pass to Hollywood if Howard Stern Replaces Simon Cowell
Oh God please let this happen. Page Six‘s scoop is that American Idol‘s producers want to replace the almost-outta here Simon Cowell with the other King of All Media. No, not Rupert Murdoch. Howard Stern. His contract with Sirius radio is up next year. The company has never been profitable, and is unlikely to again […]
Kim vs. Kendra: Superbowl Showdown
The Indianapolis Colts are playing the New Orleans Saints this weekend in the Super Bowl, but the real showdown comes between E! reality stars Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian, who both have men in the big game. (sort of) Kendra’s Husband Hank Baskett plays for the Colts, while Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush plays for the […]
Speaking of Dancing With the Stars…
Two celebs who won’t be appearing on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars, but will have their likeness featured in a new DWTS porn parody are David Hasselhoff and Lindsay Lohan. Hustler’s latest release, This ain’t Dancing With the Stars XXX will feature a scene where “Lindsay Lohan” seduces her dance teacher, and […]
Pam to Dance With the Stars…(Get it? Because She’s Not One)
The new season of Dancing With the Stars has got their first confirmed contestant. Pamela Anderson. A source told Radar Online that the deal is done, and she’s very excited to do the show. Both Barb Wire and Stripperella knew how to work a pole, so she might have a leg up on her competition! […]
Amanda Bynes Legs Don’t Even Know Drake!
But I bet Drake wishes he knew Amanda Bynes Legs!!! Serial Re-Tweeter Amanda Bynes updated her Twitter page after The Grammys with the following message; “The guy I love is the most talented person ever!!!!!! I’m irritated that a certain guy didn’t win certain awards… He deserved them!!!” Speculation started flying around that she was […]
Jersey Shore Invades ‘The View’
Not that te ladies on The View haven’t ever dealt with wild guests before, but 7 fist-pumping guidos at once could prove to be a new challenge! They’ve recently announced that Kate Gosselin will be coming back in March, but first they will be taking on the cast members of MTV’s unlikely hit Jersey Shore […]
Pill Poppin’ Lindsay Lohan Assaults (With Vodka) Samantha Ronson in Club, Ronson Fires Back With Electronics
Been a while since we have heard anything about these two together! Of course, this time it’s not good either. Entertaining yes, but good for their relationship not so much. According to a source, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a huge ex-lovers spat last night at Crownbar in LA where Ronson was DJing. Someone […]
First Look at Ellen on Idol!
We know some of you people only enjoy this portion of American Idol, but real fans can be relieved! Audition week is over and it’s time for Hollywood! That also means: Ellen!!! Check out your first look at Ellen on the judges panel below;
Charlie Sheen’s Vehicle Stolen, Ran Off a Cliff
KTLA reported this morning that the SUV of Charlie Sheen was found crashed off a hill about 100 feet down Mullholland Drive in Los Angeles. It was a call from OnStar aroudn 4AM to Sheen alerting him that his vehicle had crashed and the airbags had been deployed that first made him aware of the […]