He came out on the cover of Rolling Stone, and has no problem displaying his relationships with boyfriends of past and present in public. But Adam Lambert has got a secret! He wants to take one drive down the other side of the street! He said in a recent interview; “I like making out with […]
Ke$ha Takes the Hollywood Sign, Makes it her ‘bIZnatCH’… The Video!
The validity is suspect, but the explination for Ke$ha’s tweet about the “HwOOD $IgN” this morning has finally arrived. In a video posted to her YouTube account, you can see Ke$ha and her group of “culprits” vandalizing the sign to read KE$HAWOOD If it’s real, well I’d be so surprised considering the fact the “cops” […]
Stop, Collaborate and Listen: Ice is Back With the Exact Same Verses 20 Years Later
What’s it like havin’ a roni? Probably something like the feeling of vertigo you’ll experience from watching UK twin sensations Jedward cover “Ice Ice Baby” AND “Under Pressure” AND have Vanilla Ice guest on the track ALL AT ONCE. Jedward are (is?) two brothers from Ireland who rocketed to national fame on England’s The X […]
This Guy is Selling Abstinence Rings!
Not to bring up such a hard time for Pee-Wee Herman during his big come-back and all, but his new online shop opened, and while T-shirts, posters, and other items that will act as souvenirs for his (possible) final on stage performance as the famed character, I stumbled across a rather strange item. Abstinence rings! […]
The Black Guy from Community is A Good Rapper
And I’m not just guessing. I have sonic proof! Donald Glover once wrote for 30 Rock and now acts on Community. He also raps on the side as Childish Gambino, lacing hip-hop reconstructions of indie songs with clever punch-line laden rhymes. Peep it. The sound quality is awful, but that’s really Sleigh Bells’ fault: New […]
LOL @ NBC Serving Fried Chicken and Collard Greens in Honor of Black History Month
This amazes me. I don’t think there’s anything offensive about it, because black folk do indeed love fried chicken, JUST LIKE EVERYONE – I REFUSE TO LET THIS GO, FRIED CHICKEN TASTES GOOD, but I can’t believe a giant corporation would have the guts to put this up. Is it a prank? If so, I […]
Making Fun of Tim Tebow is Funny Because He’s Stupid
Tim Tebow thinks he’s sooo special just because he didn’t get aborted. Big deal! So didn’t everybody! Now, maybe if he had survived an abortion, that would impress me. If they gave ol’ Tebow the heave-ho at four months and he crawled his way back to throw a ball around for a living, that would […]
Paris Hilton Rep Slaims Cocaine Claims from Teenage Burglar
A rep for Paris Hilton is slamming reports that the teen burglary ring that broke into her house founds cocaine on the property. Nicholas Prugo, the 19-year-old ring leader who pleaded not guilty to a felony first-degree residential burglary, but is still awaiting trial is cashing in on this fifteen minutes of fame. Oh he […]
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Freecreditreport.com: Not
Folks, don’t fall for those freecreditreport.com ads that make it seem like getting a credit report is a free, super-fun, musical way to kick it with your homies. Don’t get me wrong, getting a credit report is a blast, and you’ll want to sing all about it, but it’s not free. Lame. The Huffington Post […]
Your Favorite Winter Olympics Joke is No More
The Olympic Games from Vancouver start in just 8 days, but one famous team is going to be missing from this years festivities. The Jamaican bobsled team! With the 1993 classic movie telling the story about their struggle to get into the Olympic games, lead by John Candy, everyone rooted for Jamaica in the event […]