The Buffalo Beast, which bills itself as “The World’s Only Website” and which I had never heard of ’til today, has released its list of the 50 Most Loathsome Americans, and damned if this isn’t the best thing I’ve read all year. That’s right, it’s the best thing I’ve read in 29 days. Among the […]
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans, Collated for Your Convenience
EXCLUSIVE!!! Megan Hauserman and Sharon Osbourne Meet for Mediation
Breaking news!!! This morning, reality star Megan Hausermen met with Sharon Osbourne in a downtown LA courtroom for mediation over their little on set cat fight back in December of 2008. Starzlife has learned EXCLUSIVELY!!! that Sharon Osbourne wanted nothing to do with any sort of mediation this morning, and demanded that the case be […]
Look at This Crazy-Ass Video of a Crocodile Trying to Steal a Shark from Australian Fisherman
This poor shark gets it from both ends. After he’s caught by some Aussies and reeled onto the shore, a damn crocodile swims out of the water and tries to eat it. And you know Australia’s a tough country, because the guys trying to kill the shark barely react. In fact, the guy filming the […]

Oliver Stone Releases Trailer For Wall Street 2
Oliver Stone just released the trailer for Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, which is the sequel to the 1987 film Wall Street, which starred Charlie Sheen and Michael Douglas. Sheen will appear in Wall Street 2, but It’s Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf who get the top billing in this one. Check the trailer out […]

Kimmel Continues to Kill it in Late Night
Shout to Chris Hardwick at Nerdist for directing my attention to this great monologue from Jimmy Kimmel. As Chris notes, Kimmel’s been the bright spot in the late night apocalypse, having hosted his whole show as Jay, then annihilating Jay on his own show, and now this lovely little monologue in response to Jay’s Oprah […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Come On, Ashley Tisdale, We Know It’s You
Ashley Tisdale was spotted walking out of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf recently, acting like she was walking out of a crack den or lesbian bathhouse. You bought some coffee, girl, just own it. Or if you really wanna dodge the paps, you’re going to have to do a lot better than this. Maybe […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Renée Zelwegger Made Me Learn How to Type an Accented E
You hold down “option” and press “e,” then release “option” and hit “e” again. Sée? The purported fiancée (damn, that’s useful) of Bradley Cooper browsed for shoes, then bought a big book called “Woof!”, which must be some sort of coffee table compendium of bear porn. It just has to be. Semi-related note: did you […]

Attempted Murder With a Delicious Treat?
A woman in Florida was arrested and charged with attempted muder after going crazy when her husband changed the channel from American Idol to something else. She stabbed him with a 10 inch butcher knife and dumped a glass of hot chocolate on his head. Luckily he’s going to be okay! She on the other […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff Pt. 34
It’s Starzlife perennial Hilary Duff! Whoever uploads the photographs for me to post titled this set “Hilary Duff celebrating run around L.A. in your sweatpants week.” Is that a real week? It doesn’t matter; I’m going to continue celebrating “wear the same pants to work year” ’til 2012.
Happy Birthday Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert is celebrating his 28th birthday today! Adam has currently got the best selling American Idol album out there right now, and will be planning a headlining tour this year. Congrats on all the success, and another year. Happy birthday Adam.
