Lil Bow Wow, or Bow Wow, but soon to be only known as Shad Moss has declared on his Twitter page that he’s firing off all managers and sticking to himself. He writes; “In one of those ‘please don’t f–k with me moods’ today. I’m firing all managers! I’m managing myself. Who knows me better […]
Johnny Knoxville Welcomes Jackass Jr.
It’s baby number 2 for Johnny Knoxville! Rocko Akira Clapp was born Sunday night in an LA hospital to new proud parents Knoxville (Real name Philip John Clapp) and girlfriend Naomi Nelson. Knoxville has a 13 year old daughter, Madison, with his ex wife whom he divorced after 12 years of marriage. Seeing a pattern […]
Betty White’s Hilarious Holiday Appearance On Craig Ferguson
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDLu4HPb2nw Golden Girls’ Betty White made a hilarious appearance on The Craig Ferguson Show last night – as a bell ringer from The Salvation Army. The 80-something year-old funny lady showed up in a Santa costume (and a tight script.) When Ferguson said he was surprised to see her wearing a Santa suit, White quipped: […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Lawrence Fishburne Looks Like If Your Grandpa Were Totally Stylin’ And Black
Just because it’s Christmas doesn’t mean you can rock green velvet pants and a salmon sweater. If you can’t pull it off, you’re gong to be the subject of a lot of behind-your-back snickering at the bingo hall. Unless you’re Lawrence Fishburne, M.F.’ers! Look at him, lookin’ all like Iceberg Slim on his way to […]
Brittany’s Husband Insists It Wasn’t An Overdose
Color us crazy, but Brittany Murphy‘s British husband Simon Monjack is sounding a tad defensive. Despite reports that the actress’ home was packed with prescription drugs, Monjack insists she didn’t die of an overdose. Says Monjack: “I’m confident it wasn’t an overdose. She was not a drug addict…There’s no question that’s rubbish…My wife did not […]

Brittany Murphy to be Buried on Christmas Eve
They’re moving very very quick with this one! With autopsy and toxicology results yet to arrive, Brittany Murphy will be buried on Christmas eve. According to a source, Her family and friends will put her to rest tomorrow in a private service held at the Forest Lawn memorial park in Hollywood Hills, CA. The cause […]
STARZLIFE PICS: The Governator Stays Cool As California Slips Further Toward Economic Apocalypse
“I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do. I’m too rich,” said Arnold Schwarzenegger to all the poor Californians. Come on, Arnie, just because you’re the Governor of Caleeforneya doesn’t mean you have to have to dress like a cowboy from the waist down. When Ronald Reagan did that, […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Kate Bosworth Has Differently Colored Eyes, Like an Australian Shepherd or Monster
The heterochromic, stick-thin actress Kate Bosworth went holiday shopping in Los Angeles recently. No photographic evidence of her grocery shopping exists at this time.

BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson Is Not Particularly Intelligent
If you’d like the clean the wax from your ears, try this: nothing. It’ll fall out on its own. Notice how you don’t go completely deaf every three months? The wax dries up as it gets closer to the edge of the canal and falls out in little crumbles. If you’ve really got an excess, […]
Ba Ba Bye-Bye for Howard Stern?
Have you heard Howard Stern lately? Me neither, because like about 300 million other people in this country, I refuse to pay for satellite radio. That’s a problem for a subscriber-based profit model, and particularly when your biggest star has a half-billion dollar contract. Did you know that Sirius has literally never turned a profit? […]

