Christina Aguilera turns 29 today. The final year of her 20s, her career has sort of fizzled out, and the only thing keeping her relevant is a DirecTV commercial in which she looks smokin’ hott! No doubt she’s able of a comeback but the question is when. Regardless, happy birthday Xtina!!

Someone’s Got Their Panties in a Twist
If John Mayer flipped out about every piece of mud flung in his direction, he’d spend a good amount of his day flippin’ out. So why this time? Over something that’s not even that bad!? Johnny is pissed that some Sirius Radio employees made a report that he was hitting on Kim Kardashian while both […]
You’ll Need a Drink After Watching the Celebs Rehab Trailer
Hoo boy, this season of Celebrity Rehab is gonna be a scorcher. Heidi Fleiss and Tom Sizemore in the same house? It’s also got that goofball Joey from the Real World: Hollywood who said, “Someday you’re gonna look up and say, ‘Where’s Joey?’ And Joey’s gonna be gone, man. Joey’s gonna be gone.” On the […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Michael Rapaport Could Probably Kill You
Have you ever read the article Michael Rapaport wrote about renting an apartment to Natasha Lyonne for the now-folded Jane magazine? It’s the greatest thing ever. Here, read it. Anyway, the vengeful landford fueled his SUV in Los Angeles recently. Starzlife was there, hiding behind a truck.

Newswoman Nancy O’Dell, 40-Something, Is “Leaving” Access Hollywood
Hey, it’s a slow new days, haters! Access Hollywood newswoman and former Miss South Carolina Nancy O’Dell, 43, is leaving Access Hollywood. Though the serious newswoman insists it’s an “amicable” goodbye (always a clue that somebody’s been sipping on the hatorade), sources indicate that she is no longer happy with the trashy direction the show […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Nicole Richie is a Bag Lady
Starzlife caught new mom Nicole Richie shopping at the Grove recently. There’s no sign of any baby weight, unless you count the fact that Nicole Richie weighs as much as a baby.
STARZLIFE PICS: Monk and Monk: the Next Generation
Tony Shalhoub and his daughter were spotted out in Los Angeles grabbing coffee. Look how pretty his daughter is! She looks like Shannen Doherty without the Picasso eyes.

STARZLIFE PICS: Nicky Hilton, Spotted
Celebrities Shop at Barneys part 900: Nicky Hilton. She didn’t buy anything, but when you own a leopard-skin coat like that, everything else pales in comparison.

STARZLIFE PICS: Haaaaaaay! (-lie Duff)
If you want to get into the paparazzi game, just go kick it at Barneys New York on Wilshire with a decent camera. The parade of mildly famous people never ends. Why do you think our offices are three blocks away? Hilary Duff’s Sister was spotted patronizing the five-story luxury apparel store. Starzlife was there.

Jersey Shore Clock-Cleaner: “Sorry I Punched Da Broad”
Brad Ferro, the Queens, New York gym teacher who shot from anonymity to infamy instantly when MTV teased (now excised) footage of him dropping a haymaker on a 4’9″ woman, has apologized. “I’ve learned my lesson: never again will I punch a woman on camera,” he said in an interview with the BBC World Service. […]
