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Happy Birthday Brian Austin Green

David Silver is turning 37 today! Yeah, it’s almost 40, but you just married one of the hottest girls on the planet and booked a role on Desperate Housewives. Things are going okay for you Brian Austin Green! Happy birthday Brian! You lucky devil!

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Birthday Bonanza!

We have a double birthday for once! Usually we just choose the star with the highest status at the time, but since that star today is technically Lindsay Lohan, we didn’t think it was fair to Ashley Tisdale! Both of these actresses are celebrating their birthday today, for Lohan it’s her 24th, and Tisdale her […]

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Jason Segel Celebrates the Dirty Thirty

Jason Segel turns the big 3-0 today! The years have been a little less kind to some. The How I Met Your Mother actor  is currently working on a new untitled Muppet project for release in 2012. Happy birthday Jason!

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Jay Z Prefers On Top of the Hill, Not Over the Hill

Believe it or not, Jay-Z turns the big 4-0 today.  Over the hill!   Yeah, he’s been around a while, but he’s got one of the hottest albums/tours out right now, his singles are on top of the charts, and he’s really at the peak of his career. Would you believe he was 40 just […]

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Happy Birthday Kim Kardashian

Close the banks!  It should be a national holiday!   Kim Kardashian turns 29 today. Happy birthday Kim!!!

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Happy Birthday Heidi Montag!

Nobody deserves to be shit on on their birthday, so for today and today only, we shall treat Heidi Montag like a pop princess. Happy birthday, queen of pop!

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This Was a Tough Decision…

Two television legends are celebrating birthdays today, but when it comes down to it, who could possibly be chosen over MacGyver’s Richard Dean Anderson. (59) RDA is a hero, not a super hero, but just a real American hero.  Though I’ve heard he’s the opposite in real life, television is what matters because it teaches […]

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Happy Birthday Vinnie Jones!

Vinnie Jones turns 44 today. Don’t know Vinnie Jones?  Look him up! He’s a bad ass! Happy 44 Vin. Oh Happy big 4-0 to Marilyn Manson as well!

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