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Palin Porn: Levi Johnston Talks About His “Johnson”!

Sarah Palin‘s cute-lookin’ Alaskan kin, Levi Johnston, whose 15 minutes of fame is rapidly hitting the 14:59 mark, recently posed for Vanity Fair. That article, entitled “Me and Mrs. Palin” also included a gratuitous photo shoot, with Johnston dangling dangerously over a Manhattan building. And to accompany that gratuitous photo shoot? Exclusive Behind The Scenes […]

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Levi Johnston’s Mama May Be Headed To Jail, Y’All

In Wasilla trailer park news, Levi Johnston‘s mama Sherry Johnston has pleaded guilty to one count of possession of hillbilly heroin. Johnston – Sarah Palin‘s almost-was-daughter’s-future-mother-in-law – was also charged of intending to deliver the drug, which is known as the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin here in my house – I mean – Hollywood. She […]

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Levi Johnston: Gaylord Porn Star?

There’s an old saying in Hollyweird: You haven’t made it until you’ve made it with the Gays. Well, disgraced almost-son-in-law of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems to taking that to heart. After telling Bravo television homo honcho Andy Cohen that he’s down the with the gays, and going on a date with Queen […]

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Sarah Palin: Tabloid Queen

Sarah Palin may be gone from politics but her future in the tabloids is looking rosy! Alaska’s former govenor and the almost mother-in-law to Kathy Griffin’s new lover Levi Johnston, Palin graces this week’s issue of Star magazine with some scandalous allegations! Among the allegations: Politics killed the Palin marriage. Sarah spent sleepless nights debating […]

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Kathy Griffin Should Win the Best Date Award for the Teen Choice Awards

While other suckers were bringing their ‘wife’ or ‘husband’ or ‘longtime partner’ as their guest to the Teen Choice Awards, Kathy Griffin brought the best possible date- Levi Johnston, AKA that kid who knocked up Sarah Palin‘s daughter. Griffin, 48, brought the 19 year-old Alaskan to the Teen Choice Awards, and then caught some dinner […]

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