And to bring you down from that Oscar fantasy cloud….

There is still much horror in this wild earth.022408_sl_wildenstein18.jpg It’s Alive! It’s ALIVE!022408_sl_wildenstein10.jpg022408_sl_wildenstein11.jpg022408_sl_wildenstein15.jpg022408_sl_wildenstein16.jpg022408_sl_wildenstein20.jpgJocelyn Wildenstein, the world’s scariest celebrity, woman, delusional party crasher, decided to put her depressive mirrors away for the night and go out in search of new Dr. Frankensteins to screw fun!!  This gorgeous socialite decided to “party hop” most of the evening, throughout many of the post Oscar festivities, making the scenes pleasantly reminiscent of the big Hollywood Halloween blowouts…  Jocelyn Wildenstein has reportedly spent over $4,000, 000 on costume cosmetic surgery over the years.  Let’s just hope she’s done her charity work as well, ‘cuz spending good, world-hunger-fightin’ kinda money on that nasty ol’ face is a sin in and of itself!!  Our photographers tried getting Jocelyn to comment on her next cosmetic ventures, but she seemed somewhat catty towards the subject.  Hmm…  I wonder if they make silicone Jocelyn masks for Halloween!  Wouldn’t those be considered a health threat of sorts?  scary, SCARY!  Jocelyn Wildenstein: Raw beauty at its best!bb.jpg

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6 Responses to And to bring you down from that Oscar fantasy cloud….

  1. February 25, 2008 at 8:50 pm #

    Good job with these pictures, guys! They’re hilarious! I just can’t stop staring. Lucky you! You got to stare in PERSON, while pretending to tape her!

  2. March 3, 2008 at 10:16 pm #

    Are these real pics? Is this a joke? WTF?? why would she even leave her house? I’m not a lil kid and that would make me want to go hide and cry! she spent all that money to look like that?? can it be fixed with any amount of money? is there anyone that can help that poor woman? this isn’t funny! someone HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. March 3, 2008 at 10:25 pm #

    PLEEZE help! I keep running across these pics and keep getting chills….and they aren’t from getting cold, either!

  4. March 4, 2008 at 12:18 am #

    I know! Its just terrible. I give her props for just leaving the house! Its actually sad, addiction is a terrible thing, and although the note was done in a humorous tone, I actually feel sad for Jocelyn. I just hope she’s reading this at home, laughing at all of us, just thinking she’s happy the way she is, and we’re the real idots. I hope so, I really do…

  5. March 6, 2008 at 8:22 pm #

    Unfortunately for Jocelyn, the love of her life and the reason for her getting all of those surgeries has passed away, this past Feb., sadly enough.
    I wonder if she regretts it?
    She was a beautiful woman before she began all of her surgeries, she was exotic looking (for lack of another word besides a lioness – which is what she was aiming for)
    That is just something I wouldn’t do for a man.
    But then again, for all the wealth and good fortune, keeping a man like that to ones self would be a goal anyone would want to achieve. She she pulled out the desperate measures!
    Like you said Roxy, she is probably sitting there reading this, laughing at us, she has had things in her life that alot of us can only imagine and will never experience. As long as she has had a good life and feels good about herself, I guess that’s all that matters!

  6. March 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm #

    **exotic looking after she had her eye surgeries done to resemble a lion**

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