When all else fails…

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I’m starting to feel bad for Jessica Simpson, it seems like one failed venture after the next, it’s getting hard to pay attention.

Jessica Simpson is all over the place right now.

She’s been in the news for indirectly sending messages to Tony Romo’s ex girlfriend Carrie Underwood via graphic t that read “Real Girls Eat Meat,” (Underwood is a devote vegetarian since the age 13)

But in one of those I just got sand kicked in my face moments last week, a fan mistook Simpson for Underwood in a New York City hotel, asking for an autograph and saying “I’m your number one fan from back in the Idol days, how are you doing since you broke up with Chace Crawford.”

Now she’s put out one country single and vowed to retire from pop music forever to become country music’s biggest name. (Only problem with that is country music’s biggest name right now is Carrie Underwood.)

So what did Joe $impson have in mind for Jess to become bigger than Carrie?   A country western clothing line of course!

Simpson is apparently going to release a line of “tight fit jeans, and cowboy hats” with her name on them in 2009 to help her album.

Jessica has previously put out handbags, shoes and boots, jeans, and even hair extensions, all of which have failed miserably.  Cowboy hats are definitely a guaranteed success tho… right? 

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