Six Degrees of Sarah Palin: Juno Edition

Ok I really don’t know how all that degrees stuff works, but Juno is a movie about a pregnant teenager, who ends up being pro life, and having the baby way before she’s fit to be a mother.  What’s that got to do with John McCain‘s pick of Sarah Palin as VP of the United States of America?? Follow me and I’ll show you.

Juno, (spelled Juneau) is also a town in Alaska, (that the French obviously got ahold of) that borders under the British Columbia province of Canada.

Alaska, is the state governed by Vice Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin, is a 44 year old mother of 5, who just released a statement declaring  that her 17 year old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant,  just like…  Juno.   Get it?

Palin fought off rumors that her youngest son, Trig, was really Bristol Palin’s kid, that in Desperate Housewives like fashion, Sarah Palin and her husband took on as one of their own to protect the family’s reputation.  Those allegations  are what lead Palin to release a statement regarding her daughters 5 month pregnancy.  She says;

“Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

“Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family.”

The McCain camp claims they knew about Bristols pregnancy before finalizing their pick of Palin for the Vice Presidency.

I don’t think it’s really as much of a scandal as most will make it out to be… Every parent is “supposed” to teach their kids responsibility and all that.  But how many kids really listen or play by the rules.

I knew some sluts like this in high school… They were democrats.

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One Response to Six Degrees of Sarah Palin: Juno Edition

  1. September 14, 2008 at 8:41 am #

    Someone made a Bristol Palin-Juno music video from that Mouldy Peaches song…It’s FANTASTIC. There’s a line that goes “My Mom’s a big fan of rifles and shotguns, but I don’t think she thought my wedding would be one…”

    It’s so good.

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