Page Six is reporting that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are having no luck dumping off their sons first baby pictures for a hefty sum of celebs bonus cash.
The paper is reporting that P&A have approached every major publication and offered them the exclusives, but nobody is biting that chicken.
The general assumption around here is that Ashlee’s daddy, Joe $impson is trying to whore this baby out for much more than it’s worth, and that the mags are concerned because Pete and Ashlee covers aren’t mega sellers.
Plus, just writing the words ‘Bronx Mowgli’ on your cover will have people in the check-out line going WTF and buying that shit just to find out what the heck is a Bronx Mowgli.
Plus, people gave covers to Clay Aiken and his baby, and Ricky Martin and his babies. They obviously weren’t worried about selling magazines then…
But I call nonsense, just because nobody cares about their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding, who doesn’t love to look at babies!
While the offers still out there… I got 10 bucks and a page of Subway cupons, I might even babysit too. Lemme know.
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