We spotted Andy Dick enjoying some socks n’ crocs just days before he pleaded guilty to being a drunken fool and was sentenced to wear an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet.
Now that he’s been in the bracelet for a couple of months now, he’s decided to start singing about it.
Dick appeared on The View this morning accompanied by two guitar players and sang a tune that went a little something like this;
“I can’t drink in the city of Riverside/Come to think of it ladies I can’t drink anywhere legally, Lord knows I’ve tried/They’re keeping a brother down/I’m fiber optically tethered to the ground I got my holiday gift a little early from Uncle Sam/You know that red, white and blue cracker/He don’t give a damn/He strapped it around my shin/It’s not like it’s constraining.”
Dick was originally charged in October of two misdemeanor charges of battery and marijuana possession.
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