I’m sure ER fans all tuned in, and probably the big time Clooney fans as well, but it seems as if George Clooney’s actual appearance on ER was not as hyped up as the announcement that he was going to be on the show.
Clooney made his return to the show that launched his career (even though some would argue that it was Roseanne) last night, and while that’s not super exciting George Clooney news, you didnt think someone wouldn’t try and make headlines on the heels of his return did you?
Professional attention seekers, PETA, have revealed that they are going to be releasing a brand of Tofu, that is George Clooney flavor?
What’s George Clooney taste like you ask? Well I’m not sure, but apparently his ‘flavor’ is going to be created from an old sweaty towell he left at the gym.
PETA leader Ingrid Newkirk reportedly sent a letter to Clooney asking if he would give his consent for CloFu, explaining to the actor, “The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu. We could do that and give the tofu away. Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don’t try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn’t know how to cook it. CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.”
A taste expert from Cornell University is even saying it would be as easy to make as creating the chicken flavored seasoning that comes with gravy or ramen noodles.
George Clooney fortunately thinks this is as weird as everyone else in America does, saying, “As a mammal, I’m offended.”