Harry and Pepper met one day at the San Francisco Zoo. Harry was short but sleek, just Pepper’s style. After a brief courtship as teenagers, the two moved in together, eventually adopting an orphan and raising it as their own. It was gay bliss for six years, until the recently widowed Linda turned on her feminine charm and wooed Harry away from Pepper.
Now, Harry and Linda are shacking up, and Pepper is left all alone to watch Sex and the City re-runs on TBS.
Oh, they’re penguins by the way.
I still don’t like Linda.
Hopefully Harry is just pulling a Lindsay and will return to his true love shortly.
Of note is the fact that this was seen on Fox News! I’m surprised there was no commentary vis a vis Pepper’s hatred for the venerable institution of marriage, or the fact that Harry had finally made the right decision by God- after living in sin for 6 years. He’s by all accounts dodged eternal damnation and hellfire. Way to go Linda. Or at least that’s the way Fox News tells it.