ATTENTION PRETTY LADIES! If you like reflected limelight but don’t like sex, Joe Jonas is back on the market. The virginal, hair-straightening frontman for tween-pop Beatles-second-coming The Jonas Brothers has been kicked to the curb by Camilla Belle, the comely star of 10,000 BC and The Chumscrubber. What did gossip columnists do before IMDB? I guess we actually had to watch the work of the people we write about. No thank you.
The split is assumed to be the reason behind Joe’s light crying session in the vid below. Damn, homie. Did she give the ring back or something? Did you even put a ring on it? You’ve heard that song, right?