Dr. Conrad Murray Thanks Non-Existent Supporters in this Unintentionally Funny Video

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Boy, you can really hear it in his voice – killing Michael Jackson has turned Dr. Death’s life upside down. Conrad Murray, who took a Hippocratic oath to ethically practice medicine and then shot a man up with general anesthesia to help him get a little shut-eye every single night, took to YouTube to make a nauseating video thanking all of his “patients and friends who have sent such kind emails, letters, messages and emails to let [him] know of [their] support and prayers.” Conrad is thanking them by YouTube instead of in person because he’s wary of getting murdered by an angry Michael Jackson fan – he states in the video that he’s afraid to even return phone calls or use his email. Well, don’t worry, Murray; I’m sure the people writing you with their letters of support won’t take your silence as a personal slight. That’s what imaginary friends are for.

Seriously, though, if you’ve been following the Michael Jackson story without taking a position on the culpability of Jacko’s doc, go ahead and give this short video a view. If the Grenadian accent doesn’t do it for you, the phrase, “As long as I keep God in my heart and you in my life, I will be fine” should cement your opinion that this wildly off-putting man did not “do no harm.”

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