You go, girl – Paris Hilton won’t have to cough up $8.3 million dollars to the producers of her star vehicle Pledge This!, who allege that the flick’s anemic box-office performance is the result of lackluster promotion on Paris’s part. Oh, you shady, litigious, scummy schlockmeisters – do you sincerely believe paltry publicity is the reason your Paris Hilton-starring sorority “comedy” lost millions? I just went to the IMDB page to see who else was in this thing (don’t worry, Simon Rex, I still think you’re cool) and the first visible user comment is “Absolutely The Worst Film Ever Made in This World.” Someone even posted “Hate Paris but she shouldn’t be getting sued for this” on the first page of the film’s message board. Keep in mind that all IMDB message board posters are 12-year-old girls in the Midwest. Even they know what’s up.
That’s great, Grant – you have a lot in common with the IMDB message board posters you referenced. You’re all 12-year-old girls.