All is well in the world. Lindsay Lohan returned to Dina‘s side for the joyous Thanksgiving holiday. And she made garlic mashed potatoes.
Dina Lohan (AKA White Oprah AKA Orange Oprah) issued a statement to reporters (as any normal mother would when a daughter returns home):
“Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are amazing!”
But really Dina! How is your little cash cow of yours really faring?
“Lindsay is doing great right now. She’s happy and very busy working. She works a lot and so we’re excited to have her home for Thanksgiving. Ali is doing the stuffing and I’m doing the turkey and making sure nothing burns,” said Dina.
OK, let’s cut the crap and get to the point here. Where is Michael Lohan – and what is his Thanksgiving Duty? To call the reporters? Or perhaps tape record the fights? We’re guessing it’s to read from the Bible after begging Lind$ay for child support loans – and some of them amazing potatoes?
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