From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebrity and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan.In case you guessed it, we're not a fan!Michael Lohan, who was accused last week … More »

Halle-lujah! Sometimes the po-lice do do a great job.Michael Lohan, the child trafficking father of Indian activist/actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested.The deadbeat dad was arrested in Southampton, N.Y. and charged with criminal contempt for "allegedly violating … More »

All is well in the world. Lindsay Lohan returned to Dina's side for the joyous Thanksgiving holiday. And she made garlic mashed potatoes.Dina Lohan (AKA White Oprah AKA Orange Oprah) issued a statement to reporters (as any normal … More »

Although Michael Lohan tried to make her go to rehab (and she said no, no, no), Lindsay Lohan is allegedly in therapy.A friend of the troubled hack-tress has revealed that:"She goes two, sometimes three times a week. … More »

Michael Lohan will keep his mouth shut. And pigs might fly!The drug-abusing former convict and proud deadbeat dad has finally (count: two hours) responded to Lindsay and Dina's accusations that he's a low-down dirty pathetic excuse … More »

Lindsay Lohan is handling this little tape release drama better than we would have expected, taking to her Twitter page to share some more thoughts again on Thursday.Writes Linds;"Its so sad that I even have … More »

Michael Lohan continued his shameless tour of publicity last night with the release of a new tape:The Dina Files.In the recording, Dina explains to Michael that she begged Lindsay not to go to L.A. at age … More »

"My father's such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the More »

Michael Lohan has finally entered a point of no return.The venemous father of Lindsay Lohan released private tapes of his distressed daughter to Radar Online.In the tapes, a clearly upset Lindsay sobs repeatedly that nobody cares … More »

Will Michael Lohan ever give up?Despite recent statements from his estranged daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, the money-hungry former child and wife beater (according to Lindsay) is still telling anyone who'll listen that he will not … More »