From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebs and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan.
In case you guessed it, we’re not a fan!
Michael Lohan, who was accused last week of putting his brutish hands on his ex-fiancee Erin Muller‘s lady bits (we believe the term she used was “got kicked in the vagina”) says that he never laid a finger on her.
Michael has released a statement saying that the claims are:
“patently untrue and a desperate attempt to dismiss the allegations against her.”
What? Next he’ll be telling us he’s never accepted money to sell out his daughter!
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