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Sienna Miller’s BIKINI MALFUNCTION + near death experience!

Always make sure it fits… Before you hit the water… Especially when swimming ain’t yo’ biggest talent, girl!

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Baby’s the new Botox.

Lauren Conrad is rumored to be pregnant… Buh-bye, hot bod! Heidi Montag must be thrilled.  Pretty soon, Lauren Conrad might start looking like an orange watermelon, and may even decide to take a break from designing her “overpriced” duds that simply sell out over Montag’s own slutty “flirty” creations… According to Celebslam.com, the latest info […]

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Could they be more adorable?

Ryan Phillipe and son Deacon have themselves a field day! Thirty three year old Ryan Phillipe and his 4 year old son spent a sunny, fun afternoon today, exercising at an LA high school where Ryan is known to frequent in order to train and work out.  Papa Phillipe “jogged” and played for hours with […]

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Nice and submissive… Just the way I like ’em!

Mrs. Eva Longoria-Parker: still playing it nice for the media! Eva Longoria was all smiles and hugs yesterday, as she greeted fans and photographers alike, outside a beauty salon in West Hollywood!  And no, this is not a joke.  I’m pretty sure Eva Longoria is still trying to win over all those Desperate Housewives fans […]

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She finally discharged!

Melissa Joan Hart and hubby welcome their second child. Melissa Joan Hart and husband, Mark Wilkerson, are now officially proud parents, for the second time around!  Braydon Hart Wilkerson was born at 3 o’clock this afternoon, March 12, 2008, weighing a healthy 7 lbs and 3 oz!  People.com is reporting that the young couple was […]

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This dude is just lucky to be alive!

Newly released photos of Nick Bollea’s car accident are plain shocking.The Clearwater Police Department has recently released close to 200 photos used in the official investigation into Nick Bollea’s massive car crash of August 2007.  These new shots are not only shocking, they also paint a much clearer view in terms of the magnitude of […]

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Brit-Brit is DONE with body doubles!

She’s seen the light y’all!! Britney Spears’ next music video is will surely be her favorite one to date!  It’s also probably the best idea this taco Mogul has ever had!  For her next video, the pop star and her producers hope to accomplish the near impossible for a Britney Spears music video_ minimal investment!  […]

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Brooke Hogan disses homewrecker friend on MySpace!!

Hates on friend who slept with her pervert dad! Brooke Hogan’s former pal, 33 year old Chrisitian Plante, went public last week on National Enquirer, about her affair with famous wrestler, Terry Gene Bollea, also known Hulk Hogan, and father to big-boned-Barbie beauty (and yes, I’m also secretly craving Brooke Hogan’s bod, me and my […]

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Kim Kardashian: It’s all mine, y’all!

Kim Kardashian insists her booty ain’t fake! Someone finally asked to her face (sort of)!! Kim Kardashian claims to have the best tush in Hollywood. Yesterday in TRL the voluptuous movie TV star said her butt is better than JLO’s and that the tabloid rumor which upsets her the most is that of that of […]

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Nicole Richie has nasty-ass pits!! EEWWWW!!!

Richie looks cheap, but still manages to keep Harlow close to heart! Nicole Richie’s necklace helps her remember baby Harlow…  Let’s just hope she’ll start wearing something that’ll remind her to SHAVE + MOISTURIZE!!  Nicole wore an “H” charm around her neck today, while shopping in Beverly Hills.  I bet she does this in order […]

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