Talk about a timing snafu! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are both in Aspen awaiting the court date that may have lifted the restraining order and let the healing of their marriage begin, but thanks to Brooke’s wisdom teeth, they’re going to have to wait a little longer. Maybe this is her wisdom tooth’s way […]

Expranation-ah Of Rate Show Probremas at NBC
This is one of those things you can enjoy without knowing what they’re saying, like the Japanese Office sketch from SNL or Pizzicato Five or songs by Twista and Gucci Mane.

England is Funny: Brit DJ Plays “Jump” As Woman Contemplates Suicide
British disc jockey Steve Penk is the recipient of both a negative press backlash and numerous “thank you” emails this week after playing Van Halen’s “Jump” at the request of one his listeners. His listener was stuck in traffic because someone on the bridge he was driving on was threatening to kill herself by jumping […]
The MacGruber Trailer is Here
And it’s red band! Awesome. Will Forte is one of SNL’s most consistently hilarious performers. Has anyone seen the “bullhorn” sketch from when Eric McCormack hosted? Eric plays someone on trial for murder, and the star witness is about to give her testimony. But every time she goes to speak, Eric pulls out an electronic […]

Seacrest and King Rack up nearly 9 Million for Haiti
Just when you thought celebs were being generous by donating a million or so to the relief efforts in Haiti, Ryan Seacrest and Larry King came along. Further proving that Seacrest is the heir to the King throne, also joined by Ben Stiller, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, the grand total of money raised last […]

Bow Wow Be Beefing With Him Moms On Twitter
Mooo-oom! I’m trying to be all hard like a mu-a-fuck-a on Twitter and you are for serious stomping on my game! Bow Wow and his mom are having a fight on Twitter. Seriously. See, this is why, even though Bow Wow has dramatically improved his rapping skills with age, it’s still just this side of […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Kylie Bisutti at Anastasia Salon
She’s a stunner, folks. Victoria’s Secret’s newest star Kylie Bisutti stopped by Anastasia’s Salon for an eyebrow shaping and lash lesson. Long known among A-listers at the place for perfect brows, Anastasia’s recently expanded their services to included a hair salon as well. Kylie received a style and blow-out before picking up their Lash Lifting […]

‘Hills’ Co-Stars React to Heidi Montag’s New Bod
Heidi Montag unveiled her 10 new plastic surgery procedures in last week’s People Magazine, but some of her old friends aren’t impressed! Not that co-stars Lo Bosworth, and Audrina Patridge are against it, (clearly in Audrina’s case) but they hope she’s not sending the wrong message with her headlining announcements of her new bod. Bosworth […]
Zac Efron Ready to Get Smashed for ‘Hangover 2’
The Hangover is already the biggest R rated comedy EVER, so why not throw a Hollywood megastar into the sequel. During a recent interview asking what movies he’d be interested in starring in next, Zac Efron picked the sequel to 2009’s The Hangover. He told Access Hollywood; “(A role in The Hangover sequel) would be […]

Coachella 2010 Line-Up Is Here! It’s Here, You Guys!
Attention, cracker-ass crackers! The 2010 Coachella poster is here! Stop doing your day job and read it. Day 1: Anyone remember the controversy surrounding Jigga at Glastonbury, the traditionally […]
