Hey, here’s an idea to drive up holiday shopping: stop playing Christmas music all damn month. Nothing makes me want to stop spending money faster than hearing “The Little Drummer Boy,” and I’m referring to every known recorded version. I don’t care if David Bowie’s singing it. Just play “Rebel, Rebel” and have the manager […]
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Has Susan Sarandon, 63, Shacked Up With A 31 Year Old?
The internets are ablaze with some good gossip behind Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins‘ split – after 23 years together – she’s with another man, and he’s 31 years old! Rumors are spreading that Sarandon has not only hooked up but is living with ping pong entrepreneur Jonathan Bricklin. The pair met through a new […]
Russell Brand Explains the Miracle of Christmas
Leave it to trusty Rusty to solve one of the great debates of our time… Here’s the story of Christmas in 140 characters or less times 4, as told by Russell Brand on his Twitter. What’s that? A boy child? Born in a stable? That kid needs a gift- where’s my bloody Myhr! I mean […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Assaultin’ Pepper! Katie’s Bodyguard Goes on the Attack
Damn! Katie Holmes stopped into Starbucks to chat with an off-duty Santa Claus (see pics) when a bunch of paparazzi started taking her picture because she’s really, really famous. Her bodyguard went all jogger-fighting-off-rapist on one of them and straight up busted out the pepper spray. Starzlife was there, but our eyes aren’t bleeding because […]
Freaky Brittany Murphy Poster Recalled
DVD rental company Redline is working quickly to recall copies of the outdoor promotional poster seen here – all 19,000 of them. Brittany Murphy‘s body was discovered in the shower.
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STARZLIFE PICS: Look at Adam Levine’s Giant Cable-Knit Sweater
Adam Levine must be real warm in that thing! Come on, Adam, you know it’s never been that cold in Los Angeles once in the 30 years you’ve lived here. Put it back on Bubbe and Zayde’s ottoman. We caught the Kara’s Flowers frontman enjoying a day out in West Hollywood with his girlfriend, model […]
Balloon Boy’s Parents Off to the Pokey
The parents of little balloon boy Falcon Heene have been handed down their punishment. The man behind the October hoax which had the world watching why his young son floated over Colorado in a runaway balloon will spend 90 days in the clink, with four years probation following. His wife, who was in on the […]
Jay Z is Forever Young
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1nbvplgElw Check out the just released video for Jay-Z’s Young Forever featuring Mr. Hudson. One of the albums best songs!
Amy Winehouse Disrupts Pantomime, Read On to Learn What a Pantomime Is
Hey, American, if you’re like me and think “pantomime” is how the Smiths used to perform on Top of the Pops, lemme learn you something: Pantomime in Britain (usually called Panto) is a peculiarly British tradition of winter musical comedy theater. It has nothing to do with mime – silent performers in white-face make up […]
No Shock Here: The “God Hates Fags” Guy Doesn’t Like Lady GaGa, Either
Is the Reverend Fred Phelps a Saturday Night Live character? You probably first became aware of the Westboro Baptist Church when they gained national notoriety for protesting the funeral of Matthew Shepard. That was, at the time, sickening, but their antics since then have gone so far over the top they can’t even be taken […]