All I want for next Christmas is for Ke$ha to drop the stupid dollar sign from her name. I know it’s a joke and all, but it has to be as tiring for her as it is for me just to look at. Anyhoo, the newcomer to the billboard charts with her number one ‘Tik […]
Polanski Is Thankful For Our Support
From his Swiss chalet in the Alps, Roman Polanski would like to let you know that he’s doing OK. The disgraced 76 year old filmmaker is in prison waiting to find out whether he’ll be brought back to the U.S. for those messy 1977 charges of having sex with a 13 year-old girl. Said Polanski […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Jason Bateman Can Sort of Grow Facial Hair
Here’s a semi-woofy Jason Bateman walking down the street in Beverly Hills with his wife and kid. Why is Jason Bateman’s facial hair transparent? It looks like he could shave with soap. Check the kissers on the ladies. The wife’s got that perfect model-cheekbone-pout going on and the kid’s mugging up a storm. This is […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Mark Wahlberg and Mrs. Mark Wahlberg
We caught Dirk Diggler and the Missis coming out of Jersey Mike’s in Beverly Hills. Wow, now that Jersey Shore is the most important show in the world, you can’t help but think that Jersey Mike’s is some sort of protein-and-androsterone shake stand owned by the Situation, but it’s a cheesesteak sandwich shop. What a […]
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Did JFK Go Boating With Naked Ladies? Maybe, But This Photo’s A Fake
Or did somebody do a really good photoshop job? TMZ thinks not. They’ve released an image of JFK cavorting on a boat with naked women frolicking around him. The picture – said to be dated around 1950 – may have been taken on a 2 week boat trip in the Mediterranean that the known-to-be-a- skirtchasing […]
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Bye, Tyra
Aww, damn, girl, just when I was finally learning to accept my wavy hair, The Tyra Show is calling it a wrap. “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Tyra Banks tells People. “Tyra’s soundbite for ending the show is spin. Apparently, the network did not pick up her show,” a poster […]
Michael Jackson’s Last Video Is A Spike Lee Direction
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02O-aaYmY9w The video to Michael Jackson‘s last song, ‘This Is It‘ has finally been released – and it’s directed by Spike Lee. The title track to the singer’s last documentary, ‘This Is It’ has dropped months after the film’s release with no apparent explanation (although it is preceding and perhaps promoting the movie’s January DVD […]
Charlie Sheen Arrested In Aspen For Domestic Abuse Charges
We interrupt your joyous Christmas festivities to announce a celebs arrest. Charlie Sheen, 44, was arrested in Aspen today, Christmas day, for charges “related to an alleged case of domestic violence.” Po-lice spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro told reporters that Sheen faced charges of second-degree assault and menacing, both felonies along with criminal mischief. The victim’s name […]
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas to all! Be safe when hittin the egg nog tonight. Remember, Santy doesn’t visit the funeral home. And of course happy birthday to the reason we celebrate… Donna Martin from the original 90210!
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Why Don’t Italians Like Jersey Shore?! Jews Love Seinfeld and the Academy Awards, Right?
I bet you were worried there might not be a Jersey Shore post today. Calm down. The New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus has asked MTV to cancel the show, which they say promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes and is wildly offensive. Starzlife has received a copy of the letter: Dear Goons: Boy, youse guys really […]