Great news, people who want to have sex with either Taylor Lautner or Taylor Swift: they just broke up! Now’s your chance! Get famous and get in there. Clock’s ticking. Us Magazine says the wholesome twosome called it quits after Lautner flew to Nashville to see Swift at her birthday party. Too eager, Taylor Lautner. […]

A Real Housewife Confesses: “Yes, I Was Airbrushed”
Terrorists may be hijacking planes – but a reality star has a dangerous confession. The Real Housewife of New York City Bethanny Frankel is finally admitting what was painstakingly obvious to the rest of the world: she was airbrushed to her life in a recent PETA ad. Bethanny, who is shooting a scandalous new season […]

Is Tiger Woods Having Plastic Surgery?
If you believe this letter, then Tiger Woods is having major reconstructive surgery to his face and trying to reconcile with his estranged wife Ulin. A letter to the site Hollywood Interrupted from a “neighbor” claims some startling new information including: Tiger was beaten by Elin with a 9 iron golf club. (Seriously.) The hit […]

Uh, Overshare, Bro!: Jonathon Schaech Posts Video of His Proposal on Facebook
How old is too old to post a video blog of you proposing to your girlfriend on Facebook? 12? I think you can just barely get away with it if you’re 10. Jonathon Schaech just proposed to his girlfriend, One Tree Hill actress Jana Rae Kramer, and posted a video blog of it. She’s 26. […]

Only God Can Save Us From Tyler Perry Now
Get your hair did and purple suit pressed – Tyler Perry is coming to town. He’ll bring the stage play Madea’s Big Happy Family to California in January. The man truly never stops churning out crap and makes enough from it to buy his own private island. You must be a real narcissist, Jesus Christ, […]
It’s Been A Couple Hours, Here’s Some More Jersey Shore Controversy
Man, those irate Italian Americans just won’t let this whole Jersey Shore thing go. First, they tried to get MTV to cancel it by appealing to their sense of decency, which didn’t work, because if police car dashboard videos of celebs vomiting on the ground got good ratings, MTV would air them three nights a […]
Wahlberg to Beckham; “We Don’t Want Your Soccer”
The best part of this Mark Wahlberg quote isn’t that he was saying that David Beckham ruined the neighborhood, but that he doesn’t understand why the soccer star would come here to play the game anyways. The paparazzi hater said in a recent interview; “Man, the Beckhams. It used to be so quiet on my […]
Big NYE’s for Gaga and Rihanna
New Years Eve is going to be big for both Rihanna and Lady Gaga. Rihanna, who will be performing at the United Arab Emerates in Abu Dhabi is being paid upwards of $500,000 for bringing in 2010 but there’s a catch. She’s going to have to tone down her wardrobe. Known for her provocative stage […]
Sophie Monk Being ‘Hassle-Hoffed’
Wouldn’t this be a strange couple!? According to Sophie Monk, she considers David Hasselhoff some what of a stalker. The two worked together on the film ‘Click,’ so it’s not as creepy as it sounds. (David Hasselhoff stalking Sophie Monk DOES sound very creepy) In a recent interview she revealed; “I’ve been stalked by the […]

Ashlee Simpson Must be Real Popular With the ‘Chicago’ Cast
She’s never been thought to be a genius, but there’s certain things you just can’t forget! That’s just what Ashlee Simpson did when asked about her co-star in the Broadway production of Chicago, forgot his name! During a recent chat about her run as Roxy on the show, which debuted November 30th, she was asked […]

