Rosie O’Donnell Would Like You To Meet… Tracy

It seems as if Kelli and Rosie are no more. The longtime lovebirds – who allegedly broken up earlier this year have gone their separate ways. And skirt-chasing Rosie has found a new lov-ah called Tracy! She confirmed her new lesbian lov-ah on her blog, where they met. (Tracy was a Rosie fan.) A “blogger” […]

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That Dumb Cop Who Orchestrated a Break In at Matthew Broderick’s Surrogate Mom’s Apartment Is Going to Jail

Rest easy, celebs surrogate mothers: you no longer have to worry about Barry Carpenter trying to bust into your pad and steal stuff. Barry’s the crooked cop who conspired to have the home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick‘s surrogate mother burgled, presumably so he could sell stuff to the tabloids. Oh, Barry. Did […]

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Simon Cowell’s Pretty Chunky For Someone Who’s Down 15 Million Pounds

Simon Cowell‘s currently cruising around on a 625,000 pound-a-week yacht in the Caribbean, but you should still feel bad for him. He’s only doing that because his 15-million-pound private estate on the island of Barbados still isn’t done yet. If you’ve never heard of Barbados, it’s the place where Rihanna comes from. It’s also Simon […]

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Jeff Dunham’s Cancelation Might Make Me Believe In God, But He Allowed It In the First Place

Aw man, it looks like Comedy Central went ahead and canceled the worst show in their network’s history and future. That’s right, I’m making a blanket statement that as long as Comedy Central remains on the air, they will never have a show worse than the Jeff Dunham Show. I don’t care if they give […]

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Hey, Four-Year-Old Fans of the Original, British Office: Check This Out!

Have you got a toddler comedy snob in your house? You know what I’m talking about, one of those preschoolers who loves ice cream and Mr. Show but hates vegetables and Jeff Dunham. If so, you probably know all about Ricky Gervais‘s recent Sesame Street appearance, but if not, watch it. It’s really funny. By […]

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Charlie Sheen: So Scandalous He’s Scandal Proof?

Charlie Sheen reportedly held a knife to Brooke Mueller‘s throat as he threatened death. Will this imperil his status as the highest paid actor on television? No. Because, according to this CNN article, we’ve all become so inured to domestic abuse allegations involving Charlie that everyone simply rolls their eyes and laughs. Well, maybe not […]

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Joe Francis Gone Wild; Plans To Sue Gawker

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is livid at Gawker for calling him a “rapist.” (And a douche – but he’s not as mad at that.) Francis is threatening to sue Gawker.com for ten million big ones after he was labeled a rapist in the site’s “Douche of the Decade” poll (which he won). Wrote […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Cuba Gooding Jr. is Spending That Boat Trip Cheese

Peep Cuba Gooding Jr, here, stacking them chips. Well not, stacking. They’re Lay’s, not Pringles. Starzlife was there. (He didn’t give us any chips. Cuba doesn’t trick.)

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EXCLUSIVE!!! Eric Dane Washes Up, But Not Like in That Sextape With His Wife and That Porn Star

Hey, it’s Eric Dane again! Look what he’s up to now. Washing his car. Hope you didn’t let any change fall onto the floor because it’s about to be vacuumed up by that giant yellow hose. Or stolen. Starzlife was there.

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Obamas Top Neighbor Poll

Americans would most like to have the Obamas as their neighbors, according to a poll conducted by real estate site Zillow.com. How would that work? Can you live next door to the White House, or would the Obamas be moving in to the apartment next to yours? And either way, wouldn’t having ten secret security […]

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