Here’s a clue: One’s a pussy-lovin’ activist / talk show host – and the other doesn’t want to see that fur! We’re talking about – of course – Ellen Degeneres and Tim Gunn. Both card carryin’ gays who also happen to be cruelty-free animal lovers. So why Ellen? The notorious animal lover is a recent […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Dakota Fanning Grew Up Pretty Hot
Phew! That’s a relief. Dakota Fanning makes a pretty young lady. She actually looks a little like Jessica Stam, except, you know, not that inhumanly good-looking (if we’re keeping it real). Dakota went to the gym so she can remain twig-thin. Starzlife was there. Bonus video! Hey, Dakota, congrats on not turning into this:
Taylor Momsen Wants to be Taken Seriously
Just because you know her as a bratty little sophomore on Gossip Girl, or remember her as little Cindy Lou Hoo in 200’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas, doesn’t mean you don’t have to take Taylor Momsen’s career decisions seriously. While creating off-screen controversy with her edgy lyrics as singer of band The Pretty Reckless, […]
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Check Out the Future of Airport Security
Sick of Muslims trying to murder you? Do you also hate being pat-down by some big lug at the airport who’s going to let explosive powder on the plane anyway? Check out these new security scanners coming to an airport near you! You don’t have to suffer the indignity of having someone rub their hands […]
In Non Tiger Woods Related Tiger Woods News…
The former golfer current womanizer turns 34 today. Happy birthday, Tiger. If that’s possible. Wonder what his wife got him…
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Hunky Villain Alert! Brad Pitt Tapped for Sherlock Sequel
Brad Pitt is set to star is Professor Moriarty in the next Sherlock Holmes film, so says Popeater. Guy Richie, I know you read this, so can I take this moment to ask that you please play up the fact that Sherlock Holmes is a recreational cocaine user in the next film? You can do […]
Brittany’s Other Last Interview
In Touch is talking about the final interview with fallen actress Brittany Murphy – and it’s a dramatic affair. A sample from that last interview with reporter Amy? “Getting up to say goodbye, Brittany hugged Amy three times, stared intently into her eyes and clung to her for dear life, which some experts on death […]
Kim Kardashian Makes More Tweeting Than Twitter Makes Annually
I seriously love my tmobile blackberry! My service always works no matter what country I’m in! There. Kim Kardashian may have gotten paid ten thousand dollars for that. Or maybe the Cancun tourism bureau shelled out 10 Gs for “OMG look at my view from the ME [sic] CANCUN Hotel!!!” The point is, Kim Kardashian […]
Michael Lohan Says He Never Kicked A Vagina
From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebs and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan. In case you guessed it, we’re not a fan! Michael Lohan, who was accused last week of putting his brutish hands on his ex-fiancee Erin Muller‘s lady bits (we believe the […]
“Don’t Relocate Our Families For Mel Gibson’s New Movie” Say Relatives of Mexican Prisoners, Except In Spanish
Approximately 300 family members of prison detainees in the Mexican city of Veracruz protested outside of the facility on Tuesday. They don’t want their family members transferred to another prison just to make it easier for Mel Gibson to film his new movie in their current clink. Come on, Mexican prison family members, haven’t you […]