Rest easy, celebs surrogate mothers: you no longer have to worry about Barry Carpenter trying to bust into your pad and steal stuff. Barry’s the crooked cop who conspired to have the home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick‘s surrogate mother burgled, presumably so he could sell stuff to the tabloids. Oh, Barry. Did you think that anything regarding any celebs is valuable in this business? If you walked into our office right now brandishing pics of Matthew and Sarah on vacation, we wouldn’t validate your parking.
Barry’s getting damn near three years in the clink for receiving stolen property, theft in office, and evidence tampering, but he skated on the actual burglary charge.
Sarah! You’ve got to stay away from anything named Barry!
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