We were worried that home girl was going to come across as Donatella Versace – but Mama Madonna has done us proud. Again. The 51 year-old superstar graces the Italian edition pages of Vanity Fair in a Steven Klein-helmed photo shoot for Dolce And Gabbana where she – guess what! – does dishes! eats pasta! […]
WTF? Lil’ Wayne’s New Album Leaked by Amazon?
Lil’ Wayne‘s new album doesn’t drop ’til February, but Amazon accidentally delivered 500 copies already. Damn, it’s hard enough out there for rappers with bootleggers selling pirated copies on the street, now they’ve gotta contend with the biggest online retailer in the game leaking stuff from 2010? Weezy should take a cue from Jigga and […]

Good News Telecommuters: Free WiFi Coming to McDonalds!
When you’re stuck working on the road or from home and don’t want to shell out the 3.99 per 2 hours to work with the snootie patooties at Starbucks, you will now be able to go to the happiest place on earth (not talking about Disney) and use all the free Wi-Fi your heart desires. […]
Get Well Soon, Grizz
Sad news – Grizz Champan, the actor who plays “Grizz” on 30 Rock, needs a new kidney. How do you reference the “Milton Green needs a kidney” song that closed season 3 without sounding insensitive? Maybe it’s best not to mention it at all. Grizz is receiving dialysis treatment and is scheduled for an organ […]
Those Crazy Quaids Are Now Fugitives On the Lam
Seriously, if you see Randy and Evi Quaid, you might make ten bucks if you tip off their furious bail bondsmen – the larcenous twosome have missed yet another court date to face felony charges of defrauding an innkeeper. They’ve automatically forfeited their $40,000 dollar bond, and the judge has set a new bail at […]
Courtney Love Loses Frances Bean
Courtney Love has lost custody of her daughter, Francis Bean Cobain, for the second time. Francis Bean Cobain is 17. How far gone do you have to be for the court to take away your custody of someone who won’t need it in eight months anyway? It’s as if child protective services, after learning that […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Avril Lavigne Is Soooo Independent
“See u l8r boi,” said AvLav to the diminutive punk-rock belter. Starzlife was there (a litte later, when she was walking around by herself).

STARZLIFE PICS: Tommy Lee Jones @ Barneys New York
Does Tommy Lee Jones buy his boat shoes, grey cords, and hoodies at Barneys New York? He should check out Marshall’s. Isn’t it kind of weird that Marshall’s has an apostrophe and Barneys doesn’t? I guess it was founded by two or more Barneys.

Chris Brown: Twitter Quitter
Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account following a series of bitter messages about the failure of stores to stock his new CD, Graffiti. Don’t worry, we managed to archive the final few days: Chris Brown ay yo Graffiti dropping in two days COP IT! UNLESS YOU A COP! just playin’ y’all, my probation officer […]

First Look at Russell Crowe as Robin Hood
The first trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood has shown up on the net, and it’s looking pretty good! With a planned release date for May 14 2010, the movie stars Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. Crowe will be no Kevin Costner, but the movie will be way more action packed, and non 90’s. Check […]

