“Tonight” show host Conan O’Brien spent the weekend recovering from an accident – after the redhead’s enormous head got in the way of a show stunt. In a statement O’Brien released to NBC: “Last thing I remember I was enjoying the play with Mrs. Lincoln, and the next thing I knew I was in bed […]
Conan O’Brien Hits RedHead; Expected Back Tonight

Scary Thought of the Day
Ozzy Osbourne announced, “I just passed my driving test. Took me 60 years, but I did it! For the first time in my life, I’m legal to drive, so watch out!” Ozzy Osbourne, the man who can barely manage to navigate it to the kitchen by himself, is out loose on the Los Angeles freeways. […]

Fabolous…POISONED? The Plot Thickens!
Rumors circulated on Saturday that rapper Fabolous had been involved in a car accident, but he took to Twitter to clear that up. It turns out he was rushed to the hospital not because of a collision, but because he was POISONED. *CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC* Fabolous tweeted: “I’m ok everyone… thanks 4 the concern. I […]

New Girl Says F Word on Saturday Night LIVE, oops!
There are many ways to make yourself seem like a great new asset to the team on your first day at work, but I don’t think potentially costing your bosses a fine and embarrassing yourself on live television is the best way. Jenny Slate, the new girl at SNL, forgot she was on live television […]
Original Video Video Tawny Kitaen Arrested For DUI
White Snake groupie Tawny Kitean was arrested this weekend in Santa Ana, CA for driving under the influence. She just completed a rehab program with Dr. Drew, but wasn’t all that successful, I guess. But was she driving under the influence or ‘ghost riding the whip’ like she was born to do? View the exclusive […]

Roman Polanski Finally Gets His Comeuppance
Film director Roman Polanski was finally arrested this morning after 3 decades of being on the lam following his 1978 conviction for statutory rape. Polanski was arrested as he attempted to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival. He was convicted in 1978 of the statutory rape of a 13 year old girl. He […]
Deceased DJ AM’s Intervention Series; The Showsploitation Will Go On
Reality shows about addiction are a bit like hitting the crack pipe – you either feel the love… or wanna tear your skin off. Case in point: A&E’s brilliant and educational show “Intervention”, hosted by the “I’ve-been-to-hell-and-back” survivor/host Candy Finnegan. And the trash TV example: Tabloid whore Dr Drew Pinsky, whose Vh1 ‘Celebrity Rehab’ thrives […]
O Is For Ohio, T Is For Tranny
Who’s a tasty tranny? East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer has been caught kicking up his heels and doing his best Divine Brown impersonation in pics that have surfaced just days before the Ohio elections. We think he looks kinda hot in his black thighs highs & Beverly Johnson wig – and who can resist the […]

Now I’ll Never Have Closure! The Beautiful Life Canceled
No, CW! Now I’ll never know if Chloe, Margarite, Desmond, and Tilly kicked heroin in time for the Balenciaga purses and shoes show! And what of the budding romance between Humbert and Tiara, both hired for 2009’s DKNY campaign? OK, fine, I made all those names and stories up because I never saw a single episode. […]

The Anti-Criterion Collection: Worst Movies Ranked
Critical aggregator Rottentomatoes.com has listed the 100 worst-reviewed films of the last ten years, and this isn’t like someone just sitting around and shooting his mouth off – this is a quantifiable assessment based on a numerical score averaged from all reviews. So saying Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever is the worst film made since 1999 […]
