Samantha Ronson is no aspiring actress. She’s a DJ, always claimed to be a DJ, and that’s about it. So hows that gonna make her sometimes/sometimes not ex girlfriend Lindsay Lohan feel when Sam appears on screen on one of TVs biggest named teen dramas at the moment!? Yep, Samantha Ronson has landed herself a […]
Sydney Will Scream Once More!
Good news for Scream fans. Not only will you be getting David Arquette and Courtney Cox in Scream 4, but original target Neve Campbell has signed on to do the film as well. Surprising, with her busy work schedule and all… Anyways, Dimension Films has got a confirmation from it’s 3 original stars, now they […]
Inglorious Bast***s Coming to TNT
KTLA, a local television station here in LA, used to air a bowdlerized version of Pulp Fiction. I never saw it, but I’d assume it included dialogue like, “Look, just because I wouldn’t give no man a foot massage, don’t make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass […]
Hope You Have Hulu, Venezuelan Family Guy Fans
The Venezuelan justice minister is threatening to fine broadcasters if they don’t drop Family Guy, and no, he’s not just a comedy snob who thinks all the “remember that time…” jokes are wearing thin. He’s peeved because a recent episode advocated legalizing marijuana. Que loco! A South American country is trying to posit itself as anti-herb? […]
Britney Custody News
Despite the improvements: a new weave, a bangin’ body, and a sell-out tour, TMZ is reporting that Southern belle Britney Spears still can’t get her kids back. The 50/50 custody rule, first ordered when Spears went on her “Circus” tour, was extended yesterday by The L.A. Superior Court, meaning Brit now must support K Fed, […]
Khloe’s Pay Day Wedding
You tell me one person in America who wouldn’t rush to the altar if they were getting this offer. It’s being reported by the New York Daily News that Khloe Kardashian has inked a $300,000 magazine deal for her wedding photos. Unless theirs some divorce clause that says you have to pay back all the […]
Ricky Gervais: “I Spent the Entire Budget on Testicular Implants”
Original Office star/scribe Ricky Gervais has a new movie, The Invention of Lying, on the way. He told the Telegraph how he wrangled Philip Seymour Hoffman: I didn’t know Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I sent him an email saying, ‘Dear Philip, please do my new film. There’s no money as I spent the entire budget […]
Girls of Middle America; Megan Fox Was Just Like You
She might be labeled one of the sexiest women alive right now, but girls of the world are going to get a boost of self esteem after they read this one. Megan Fox used to shop(lift) at Wal-Mart!!! She says in a recent interview; “I don’t know if the ban was for life, but when […]
Happy Birthday CZJ
Cathrine Zeta Jones turns the big 4-0 today, but you wouldn’t know by looking at her! Too bad everyone can’t be that lucky. Lindsay Lohan looks like she’s 40 already, imagine when she actually turns 40!! CZJ isn’t the only one blowing out the candles today though, it’s a big day for celebs birthdays. Melrose […]
Innkeeper Alert! Randy Quaid is Out on Bail
If you own an inn, hotel, motel, or safe house for bail jumpers, don’t be tempted to rent it to Randy Quaid. He and his partner in crime/matrimony, Evi Quaid, are out on $20,000 bail following their arrest for charges of burglary, defrauding an innkeeper, and conspiracy. They were personally driven to the bank, sans […]