If a lower back tattoo is a “tramp stamp,” what’s a back-of-the-neck tattoo? I can’t think of any words for “small picture” that rhyme with “prison,” “jail,” “gang banger,” “cholo,” or “classless.” Anyway, Jessica Alba is gettin her collar color removed, the Daily Mail reports (<–click for pics!). Actors, please: stop getting tattoos. You’re only […]
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The Greatest Use of Laser Technology is the Removal of Neck Tattoos
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Find Out How You Can Win a Madonna T-Shirt!!!!!
In celebration of Madonna’s latest release, Starzlife is giving you the chance to win one of three Madonna t-shirts!!! Celebration is The Queen of Pop’s Ultimate Hits Collection of “34 songs that changed the world” digitally re-mastered plus 2 brand new tracks. Celebration is available on Tuesday, September 29th and you can pick it up […]
Kristin Cavallari: “I Pretty Much Do Anything They Have Me Do Because I Don’t Care”
Kristin Cavallari and I have something in common: we both couldn’t care less about The Hills but have to force interest because that’s what we get paid for. The Laguna Beach star is returning to MTV as a Hills cast member after her acting career failed to ignite. I’m writing this blog post about it […]
Shocker: Gunther Willing to Consider Friends Movie
James Michael Taylor, aka Gunther from Central Perk, is in London right now for the launch of a Central Perk-themed coffee shop. What?! Why don’t we have one in Los Angeles? Of course, it’s not too difficult to find a coffee shop with attractive young people wasting a weekday in this town, but “Starbucks” isn’t […]
Diego Luna Wants Safe Sex Now!
Mexican actor Diego Luna is the spokesperson for a bilingual PETA poster campaign addressing dog & cat overpopulation by promoting spaying and neutering. The Y Tu Mamá También star replaces his usual partner-in-everything Gael Garcia Bernal with his furry friend Frey, and the two star in English & Spanish posters proclaiming “Animals need to have […]
You’ve Got to Set it to Vibrate AND Turn the Ringer Off. Christ
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are currently starring in a hit production of A Steady Rain on Broadway. In the following clip, both Daniel and Hugh fire back in character when some lug’s cell phone goes off more than once in the middle of a scene. It’s too bad their characters don’t suffer from violent […]
Gwen Stefani’s House Robbed!
While Gwen Stefani was with No Doubt in Singapore, robbers stormed the Stefani-Rossdale palace, breaking in the door and stealing her house guest’s jewels. Luckily hubbie Gavin Rossdale and kids Kingston & Zuma were also away from their London residence at the time. No Doubt headlined the second night of F1 Rocks earlier his week, […]
Lil’ Wayne Might as Well Feed Money In To a Paper Shredder at This Point
Economy, schmeckonmy – I’m ballin’ through the recession – Lil’ Wayne That quote inspires me. Although if I were ballin’ on Lil’ Wayne’s level, I’d probably spend the cash on a nice CD player and a legal copy of Lil’ Wayne’s last album, then stick the rest in safe investments. Weezy got a watch that […]
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Coming Soon To A Campus Near You: Crusader Kirk Cameron
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM0oBuhTLRI Actor & Soldier In The Lord’s Army, Kirk Cameron didn’t came from no Darwinian gorilla! Praise the Lord – the former ‘Growing Pains’ star is traipsing around colleges on a crusade! Cameron will spread the word of the Lord and pass out Charles Darwin’s evolutionary theory with an added bonus: 50 pages of Cameron’s […]
Countdown To Wednesday Night; Madonna Returns To Letterman!
Last week David Letterman scored big with guests Barak Obama and Bill Clinton. This Wednesday Dave will sit down with an even more important guest: Mother of 4 and enlightened icon, Madonna! The Material Girl will visit the Late Show with David Letterman for the 8th time to discuss her new album, her crotch, and probably […]