Breaking! Jon Gosselin will no longer appear on his eponymous reality show starting November 2, so says TLC. The show’s amended title will now simply be Kate Plus 8 until it’s canceled. Which should be pretty soon, lord willing. Ratings for the octosploitation horror show have slipped steadily, from a peak of 9.8 million earlier […]
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Jon & Kate + 8 – Jon = Still Horrid
New Britney!
Check out Britney Spears new single, 3 , which will be released as part of her singles collection. The Singles Collection will feature all 29 Britney singles from years past. Do you love it or do you love it? httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn83Q-3s9UE
If Supermodel Tyson Was Gay, He’d Do Obama
Handsome and heterosexual supermodel, Tyson Beckford would fancy a go at our illustrious leader… if he ever gives up his skirt chasing ways. And Mr Beckford is would be a top. When asked by a busybody caller: “If you had to spend the night with a man, who would it be and why???” on Bravo’s […]
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DJ AM’s Death Was Accidental
NYC Medical Examiner is reporting that DJ AM was another victim of accidental over medication. The famous DJ had a letha cocktail of: cocaine, oxycodone, Vicodin, Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole (used to cut cocaine) inside him, and “expired” due to “acute intoxication”. Stop mixing your drugs people! Click here to follow Starzlife on […]
Heidi’s All Talk, No Boobs
Bible-icious Heidi Montag admits she is on a quest for the perfect body, according to comments given to “Closer” Mag. And like other famous blondes before her: Marilyn, Nikki Ziering, rocket surgeon, Shauna Sands, Hell-fearin’ Heidi is hoping Playboy will help her on her way. You gotta give it to these Jesus freaks. Their hypocrisy […]
Jon Cryer Adopted a Baby, CBS Take Notes This Could Be a Great Sitcom Idea
Emmy Winner and Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer and his wife, Lisa Joyner, have adopted a baby named Daisy, who was born August 11. It is the first child for the couple, but Cryer has a son from a previous marriage. I think the biggest shocker here is that Cryer isn’t gay!? […]
Wyclef Jean Heads Back to School
Wyclef Jean plans to enroll at Boston’s Berklee College to study music and hopefully inspire young’uns to want to learn. Jean wants to earn a BA in music while stressing the importance of education. Last time I checked, Wyclef Jean is an international music superstar- how much does he really have to learn about music? […]
We May Expunge But We Will Never Forget, Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson is reportedly headed to court next week with his lawyer to ask that his infamous DUI be expunged from his record, following a successful completion of 3 years probation. Gibson’s drunken tour down the PCH lead to his arrest, where he blamed the Jews for all the wars. Ever. He then called a […]
A Nightmare on Reboot Street
Freddy Kreuger‘s back. And what’s really scary is he’s being played by the pedophile who cuts his own dick off in Little Children. A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD Oh no, I just realized it’s Yom Kippur! Am I going to hell for posting today? According to these people, the answer was already yes.
OMFG!! Look What Those “The Hills” Morons Make
In other Hills news, the Daily Beast is publishing the purported salaries of the cast. Those goofballs make between $65,000 and $100,000 per episode. Unbelievable. For those not in the know, MTV is renowned for being the cheapest network in showbiz. Hence Room Raiders. Cavallari is being paid $90,000 an episode, which is almost as […]