Holy mother of Lourdes, Mercy, David and Rocco! It is being rumored that Marys’s Madonna’s boy-child slash boyfriend slash payroll babe, Baby Jesus Luz, is soon to become Mrs. Madonna Louise Ciccone’s Number Three. Oh Lord, can these holy nuptials be true? According to Madonna biographer J. Randy Taraborrelli, yes! As told to Britain’s Independent […]
Awkward or Just Plain Wrong? Gallery to Display Picture of 10 Year-Old Brooke Shields Nude
The Tate Modern gallery in London is installing an exhibit which would include a naked picture of Brooke Shields from when she was 10 years old. The photo would be included next to other images of hard core pornography and collages made from nudie mags. The exhibition is entitled “Pop Life: Art in a Material […]
Michelle Obama Fighting To Get Olympics In Chicago
With the 2012 Olympics already announced to be set in London, the 2016 Olympic Games’ location is the next event up for grabs. Competing with Rio de Janeiro, Madrid, and Tokyo, the Windy City of Chicago is also a possibility. First Lady Michelle Obama is doing everything she can to make sure the Olympics go […]
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Carrie Prejean’s Career Hits New Low: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!
Hatemonger Carrie Prejean has scored another top modeling job: Miss October in the 2010 “Great American Conservative Women” calendar, put out by conservative click The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute. Says Prejean of the supermodel assignment: “I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a […]
The S.S. Gibson is Sinking Quick
Debbie Gibson must have reached out to Screech for some “making money” advice because it seems all she’s got left is to sell herself. The former star, who had her Hollywood Hills home foreclosed on earlier this year, has resorted to selling 8×10 glossy photos on her official website. But the glossy business must be […]
Sex and the City and the Country Girl
Miley Cyrus will appear in the forthcoming Sex and the City sequel, Gossip Cop reports. SPOILER ALERT: First, this movie will be gay. Second, Miley’s scene involves a funny fashion faux-pas in which Kim Catrall’s character wears the same dress as Miley to a red carpet event. OMG, Samantha, you are such a Carrie!
Tori Spelling Back in the Hospital
Tori Spelling is reportedly back in the hospital for the second time today after she’s been experiencing continuous abdominal pains. According to Life&Style, Tori went in last night but was released after everything checked out okay. She returned this morning after the pain returned. A rep for Spelling told the mag; “They released her last […]
Spencer Pratt: Speidi is No Kardashians!
Here’s one for the LOL list… Spencer Pratt isn’t down with the fact that the Kardashian sisters have been winning in the game of ‘headlines’ lately. But he won’t be quick to admit defeat either, as he thinks that ‘Speidi’ is in a totally different league. Pratt tells the New York Post; “Speidi is Barack […]
Thom Yorke and Flea, Together at Last, Whether You Like it Or Not
Thom Yorke‘s music, apart from maybe five Radiohead songs, is unlistenable. So is throwing a Red Hot Chili Pepper into the mix going to make it any worse? Yes, probably. Hitfix reports, via info gleaned form the Radiohead website, that Flea will join forces Thom for at least two shows next week at the Orpheum […]
50 Cent is the Funniest Person on YouTube
If you’re going to start a war with 50 Cent, just quit showbiz instead. You can’t win. And 50 enjoys it too much. One of my favorite YouTube rap beef video moments is when 50, addressing Rick Ross, looks into the camera and says, “Now I’m-a f**k up your life. For fun.” (He did.) If […]