According to reports, Lindsay Lohan and (possibly) Audrina Patridge‘s alleged burglar Nick Prugo may have known LiLo. He was seen hanging around the set of her ABC Family movie Labor Pains. This was not Prugo’s first run in with the cops, he was busted in February for cocaine possession. Prugo loves Coke+ Knew Lindsay = […]
Judge Ellen: “I’ve Spent My Whole Life Being Judged”
American Idol’s new judge wants America to know that living in LesbianLand is great training for a judge! The comedic superstar took to her show on Tuesday to address rumors that she would make a bad judge. Explained Ellen: “Apparently, there’s a lot of debate going on right now, whether I’m qualified or not to […]
The Bitch Is Back! Heather Locklear Returns To Melrose Place
Sometimes you really can come home. The CW, home to the “revived” show, ‘Melrose Place,‘ has an announcement: ’80s power bitch Heather Locklear is returning to television! But… calm those shoulder pads down. TV Guide states that a press release annnouncing “The Bitch is Back!” is really just a one-off exclusive performance from Amanda Woodward […]
The Soup Knocks It Out of the Park With This One
Please, please, please let me make it abundantly clear that I love every Friend, and by that, I do not mean every Quaker. While I think Jennifer Aniston gets a bad rap, and that she seems like a pretty cool chick, this Soup skit is hilarious in how accurately vicious it is in satirizing Rachel’s […]
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How Come You Can Develop Immunity to Snakebite Venom, But David Hasselhoff Keeps Getting Alcohol Poisoning?
I have a friend who refers to continuing to drink after you’ve vomited from being drunk as a “champ move.” But that’s some entry-level dipsomania compared to the Hoff. He just did the alcohol poisoning hat trick – three separate stints in the hospital from drinking a near-fatal amount of hooch: Hasselhoff was at home […]
OMGlee! Musical Series Picked Up for Full Season
Glee just got renewed! Hoo-ray, girlfriend! (I’m addressing Glee fans of both genders with that sobriquet.) If you’re like me, the only familiarity you have with Glee is from reading wildly enthusiastic Facebook status updates from people whose taste you don’t especially trust. I just spent ten minutes trying to find a decent embeddable clip […]
“Stephen Baldwin” is the Antonym of “Smart Alec”
Slate has a profile of Stephen Baldwin today – he’s the Baldwin brother who ironically disproves Intelligent Design by being so stupid he negates the possibility of having been created by a wise God. He spoke to the kids at the Value Voter Conference on Friday in Washington. Oy vey. The man is lecturing our […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrall Are Partners in Peroxide
Soon-to-dance-with-the-stars (TONIGHT!!!) Kelly Osbourne and her mannequin beau Luke Worrall zipped and strolled around town recently. Starzlife was there.
When Transvestites Attack
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT2UmZxzmjs&feature=player_embedded “Drag Queens. Transsexuals is what they were.” This awesome news report about a gang of drag queens attacking a local McDonald’s reads like a Marvel Comics spread. The Transsexuals attack! And then they “disrobe” – kicking off their stilhetto boots, hoop earrings and jackets! How did McDonald’s managers put this hot mess fire out? […]
Hey, Nikki Finke, How Do You Really Feel?
I didn’t watch the Emmys, because who the hell cares? There is ONE award that means anything, which is of course the Oscar, and even that doesn’t really mean anything because Crash won Best Picture. (So did The Departed. Have you re-watched that movie recently? I’ve seen fewer plot holes in cemeteries.) But Nikki Finke […]