Again, I’m not trying to be insensitive. But again: she’s 79. So’s Joe. Why is he launching a record label at 79? He should be taking a lot of naps. The prescient Michael Jackson included a “no contest” clause in his will, meaning that if you decide to quibble with it, you’re immediately out. Katherine […]

Abdul Out From Idol?!!?
Paula Abdul’s camp is coming forward with claims that American Idol has not offered her a spot on the next season of television’s number one show! With filming set to begin on August 6, and new contracts for Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell just announced, this sort of thing would imply that they might not […]

50 Trying to Break Even With Mansion Sale
Nobody seems to be interested in buying 50 Cent’s Connecticuit mansion that was once owned by the great Mike Tyson. Fif has lowered the asking price to only 10.9 million after being on the market for a year. 10.9 you ask? Well his original asking price was 18 million before dropping to 14 and now […]

Biggest Potter Opening Ever!
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince did not disappoint at the box office this weekend, bringing in 79.9 million from Friday-Sunday and making its Wednesday-Sunday total to 159 million dollars! That’s the second highest W-S opening ever, falling behind last months Transformers 2, which did 200 in it’s first five days. There are still […]

Rachel Bilson to Hayden Christensen: “Luke, I Am Your Fiancee”
Rachel Bilson steps out in Los Feliz yesterday sporting some serious wedding-to-be bling. The OC star, who is currently engaged to Star Wars star Hayden Christensen showed off her rock during a Friday lunch date at Los Feliz hotspot Little Dom’s. Click on the pics below for a close-up of the carat love, and click […]

They’re Not Going to Pay For Themselves!!!
“They’re not going to pay for themselves.” – Lauren Conrad tells the lates issue of Harpers Bazaar on why Heidi Montag decided to pose for Playboy magazine! Oh yes she did!

Fred Durst Marries
There really must be someone out there for everyone, because somebody actually married Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst! Her name is Esther, and she’s been a long time girlfriend even though she’s not a celeb. Then again, neither is he! Fred tweeted; “Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! […]
You Know How Annoying It Is When People Try To Imitate The South Park Kids? The New Futurama Episodes Will Be Just Like That
Because they’re not paying any of the original cast members to come back. None! “We love the Futurama voice performers and absolutely wanted to use them, but unfortunately, we could not meet their salary demands” said Fox in a statement that helps explain why America’s Most Wanted and Cops is still on the air. This […]
Starbucks to Add Alcohol to Menu; Boozy Stars Eager for Beer-achino
In an effort to boost sales during this whole recession thing, Starbucks announced that it plans to offer beer and wine in addition to coffee starting at one location in Seattle. If successful, the booze could be headed to a store near you. Finally stars won’t have to make their own Irish coffee! The ubiquitous […]
Gerard Butler’s Alleged Sex Appeal Fascinates
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ke2BNQaj34 Am I the only person on god’s green earth not into Gerard Butler? I’ve seen 300 and his abs painted on with CGI. I’ve seen him on talk shows wearing fancy suits. He seems like a decent actor and that Scottish accent kills me on anyone else. In theory, he should be co-starring in […]

