I was so busy focusing my efforts to make sure Elizabeth Taylor doesn’t die that I forgot to pray for Walter Cronkite. The longtime CBS Evening News anchor passed away today at the age of 92. He had been fighting an extended battle with cerebrovascular disease. Cronkite broke the news of the JFK assassination, and […]

Former Paris BFF Finally Talks About Split
Paris Hilton’s (hot) former BFF Brittany Flickinger is finally dishing on her nasty split from her “best friend” in the new issue of Cliche Magazine. It’s actually sort of like an open letter to Paris. What are the odds she reads Cliche Magazine? In the letter she reveals that Paris is the one who spread […]

Spencer Pratt Calls Out Governor Schwarzenegger!
If ever something was to imply that a person may dabble a bit in the art of herbal relaxation, one of Spencer Pratt’s latest tweets would be that something. And he’s calling out The Governator for it!! In a post to his Twitter page, Spencer Pratt noted how “California NEEDS KUSH to save it’s economy! […]
Here At Starzlife We Call Double Dane Cook Posts “Two-a-Danes”
In case you’re still reeling from the news that Dane Cook earned $20 million (or one-fourth of what his movies have lost for studios) last year, you can take solace in the fact that he has to wait in line for Harry Potter like the rest of us. Radar Online reports that Dane didn’t get […]

“What If” Photo of Michael Jackson Really Depressing
Not depressed enough about Michael Jackson‘s death? Well, here’s something to add to the sadness pile. Buzzfeed found a 1985 Ebony magazine that pontificated what Michael would look like in the year 2000. The results are really tragic. Not because he looks bad – but because he looks fantastic. Unfortunately for photoshop artists in 1985 […]

Jorja Fox Remembers Her Rent is Due, Rejoins CSI Cast for 10th Season
CSI is about to get even gap tooth-ier as Jorja Fox is set to rejoin the cast in its tenth season this Fall. Jorja Fox, who played CSI Sara Sidle, left the show following the eighth season. Considering she’s done nothing since then I’m guessing she realized that being unemployed isn’t as fun as it […]
Jimmy Fallon Fools People into Liking Him by Dressing Up as Robert Pattinson
Jimmy Fallon did impressions of Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe last night on Late Night. Because the only way to get people to watch Late Night is to somehow cash in on Harry Potter and Twilight. While watching this video, I can’t help but sing that little song, “One of these things is not like […]

List of Ten Highest Grossing Comedians Includes Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham for Some Reason
Fair warning: This post might make you want to kill yourself. Forbes, the magazine dedicated to ranking people by wealth, has published its list of the ten highest-paid comedians. Seinfeld‘s #1. Fine. He’s the Coca-Cola of comics, let him add to his nine-figure net worth. Chris Rock came in second. THIS GUY WAS NUMBER THREE. […]

Lauren Conrad on Harsh Realities of The Hills Filming
Suffering in silence for too long, The Hills star Lauren Conrad opens up to Harper’s Bazaar about the hardships she faced filming her reality show. She tells the magazine: “[Filming] affected the underwear I had to buy because I needed thicker underwear with a more sturdy band so it could hold up a microphone” MTV […]

Cheryl Cole ‘Aloud’ in America
Girls Aloud singer and British X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole has landed stateside. Finally, a Brit in town who’s NOT Katie Price. (also in town) Cheryl hit up a recording studio in Santa Monica yesterday (dressed like that?) to meet with some LA producers. Check out a few more photos of Ms. Cole, who’s striking a […]

