httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpEWxNEkWuM Did you watch Labor Pains last night? It’s okay if you didn’t — it’ll be replayed on ABC Family until Lindsay Lohan is 40 years old, as opposed to just looking 40 years old. I wasn’t planning on watching it, but somebody broke into my house, tied me down, taped open my eyelids Clockwork […]
Foxy Brown is in Trouble with the Taxman!
Foxy Brown does two things well- rap and get arrested. Between these two things she does not have time to pay her taxes. The IRS is suing Foxy for $641,558 in back taxes that she failed to pay between 2003 and 2006. The IRS better watch out- in 2004 Foxy assaulted two manicurists over a […]
Beckham Booed in LA Return
David Beckham didn’t get the welcome home he had been hoping for when he returned to the LA Galaxy last night as the boo birds descended on the arena every time he touched the ball. Wait, people actually go to MLS games??? Fans must still be a little miffed that Beckham voiced his interest in […]
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Leonardo DiCaprio and WB to Rehash Twilight Zone
Hoping that only the name Twilight is what makes the vampire series so popular, Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company and Warner Brothers are in the early stages of bringing a Twilight Zone remake to the big screen. The classic TV series was previously made into a film in 1983 by Warner Brothers, with Steven Spielberg producing, […]
Kid Rock Debuts Own Beer Brand, Crosses Off Another Item on White Trash To-Do List
Kid Rock has built a career on repping the trailer park, and in case there was any doubt of his authenticity, he once got into a fight at a Waffle House in Georgia. Can you get any more white trash? Yes! Now he’s brewin’ up some moonshine beer. The Detroit native debuted his line of […]
Bruno Takes A Nose Dive At The Box Office
Gay Austrian superstar Bruno went down flaming this weekend. The controversial movie with swinging penises dropped 73% in ticket sales this weekend, a figure that was forecasted by industry experts after a spiraling opening weekend. When a movie goes down this fast in Hollyland, it signals the worst imaginable crime: No sequel. What do you […]
LeeLee Sobieski Engaged
Leelee Sobieski is engaged! The 27 year-old actress, known for her role in Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut, is newly engaged to menswear designer Adam Kimmel. Fashion designer, eh? I’m sure he’s a very heterosexual man, and I shouldn’t make assumptions on sexuality based on career paths, but… I’m just saying she might be invited […]
Bill Maher on Michael Jackson: “The Most Famous White Lady To Die Since Princess Diana”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bln77t4LgdY Funny man Bill Maher went where few comics in America have gone recently: Michael Jackson jokes. Jackson, says Bill, was: “The most famous white lady to die since Princess Diana.” The talk show host delivered a hilarious speech that compared the lost promise of Michael Jackson with America. Get ready for this: Says Bill: […]
Madonna Visits Relatives Of Dead; ‘Criminal’ Investigation Continues
Madonna returned to Marseille this weekend to comfort relatives of the workers who died during her Sticky & Sweet stage collapse. Clad in black and with her hair pulled back, the distraught singer landed at Marseille-Marignane airport with her two adopted children, manager Guy O’Seary, driver and bodyguards. Madonna met with the French family of […]
Your Sunday Release: La Toya Jackson: “Home”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8y6V3BRzWs Out of every cloud comes a silver lining, and this burst of hope belongs to La Toya Jackson. La Toya’s hot new single ‘Home’ is dedicated to her late brother, and is not to be confused with her desire for a comeback. Hey, it’s a moving tribute – and a shout-out to the fans […]