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Exclusive!!! Lindsay Lohan is taking recovery seriously!

After the countless¬†times and many chances, it’s hard to think that Lindsay Lohan will make more than a half ass effort at rehab. You root for her then she let’s you down, taking the public for a ride on the Lohan emotional roller coaster. A source close to the star tells Starzlife ¬†“She (Lindsay) was […]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Milkshake Brings the Papps to the Yard

Lindsay Lohan really wants to do everything – act, sing, design leggings, have a tan, and work at a milkshake store. Wait, what? Lilo was spotted in West Hollywood last night behind the counter of Millions of Milkshakes, an overpriced milkshake store with a celebs twist – all the milkshakes are named after celebs. Linds […]

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Did You Watch Lindsay in Labor Pains?

Did you watch Labor Pains last night? It’s okay if you didn’t — it’ll be replayed on ABC Family until Lindsay Lohan is 40 years old, as opposed to just looking 40 years old. I wasn’t planning on watching it, but somebody broke into my house, tied me down, taped open my eyelids Clockwork Orange […]

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Because You Can Never Have Enough Lindsay Posts in One Day

Lindsay Lohan‘s Fornarina commercial is probably the funniest thing I have and will ever see in my entire life. It’s her greatest achievement in front of a camera. Seriously, even Mean Girls doesn’t come close, and that’s Lindsay’s best movie. Unfortunately, these print ads for Fornarina don’t come anywhere near the hilarity of Linds lethargically […]

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Hayden Panettiere is Still Trying to Make This Whole Actress Thing Happen

Hayden Panettiere is like a mini Jennifer Aniston. She achieved a whole lot of success on a hit television show, but refuses to take “no one likes you off their TV set” as an answer. Hayden, like Jen, continues making box-office crap and only makes up for it by appearing semi-nude everywhere. I guess that’s […]

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Lindsay Lohan to Star in Porn? Sort Of

Lindsay Lohan has been through so, so much in her 23 short years (that’s it?!), they’re making a movie about her life. A porn movie, but a movie nonetheless! Chances are it will be ten bazillion times more entertaining than Labor Pains. It’s on ABC Family this Sunday! (Labor Pains, not the porn. Although I […]

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