The look: Deep-V, “distressed” jeans, 3″ sandals, 4% body fat. A dog walker ties the whole outfit together. Read on for more pics. Well, click on.
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Chris Brown Apologizes, Only Took Him 5 Months
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4SD6oBvbKY&feature=player_embedded Better late than never? Call me a feminist, I guess, but personally I would prefer never hearing from this schmuck again. Chris Brown posted a video on YouTube apologizing for beating the crap out of Rihanna back in February. “Since February, my attorney has advised me not to speak out, even though, ever since […]
Carrie Prejean to Write Book – First She Needs to Learn How to Read One
Are we running out of DaVinci Code sequels to put into bookstores? Must the literary world come to this? Carrie Prejean is writing a book about her support of “opposite marriage.” Car will tell her side of the story of the pageant and I bet you a shiny nickel it will include a lot of […]
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Exclusive! Holly Madison Is Like a Kid in a Candy Store, Except She’s an Adult
Hef’s ex made an appearance at the Sugar Factory in Vegas over the weekend. If you don’t know what the Sugar Factory is, they sell “couture lollipops” and, like, Skittles. So worth the drive! Holly Madison was honored with her own line of celebs candy. Keep reading for a photo set of Holly looking way […]
Jon Gosselin Literally Flirting with the Media
Father of eight, Ed Hardy hocker, recent fiance of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s 22-year old daughter and all-around classy guy Jon Gosselin was seen out in New York with a gossip reporter from Star, Kate Major. Kate, who actually posed for pictures while out to dinner with this D-bag of the Month, claims “we’re just […]
Footage of Moonwalk Practice Nets $50 Million (And Remains Free on YouTube)
You can also see people, to varying degrees of proficiency, do the crip-walk, the “Sponge Bob” dance, and “jumpstyle” (the Netherlands is insane) but none of those people are Michael Jackson. Wait, that’s not true at all; there are 1000’s of Michael Jackson clips on YouTube. But if you want to see exclusive footage from […]
Mischa Barton Would be the New Lindsay Lohan, if the Current Lindsay Wasn’t Still a Big Mess
Mischa, Lindsay. Lindsay, Mischa. Seriously, you guys should hang. According to the NY Post, Mischa was on a three day coke bender before being hospitalized. Her friends were worried about her and called the cops. And you gotta be really bad if even your coke friends think you’re in trouble. Says Barton’s friend: “She’s running […]
Russell Crowe Throws $8,000 Around Like It’s a Phone
Russell Crowe, the lead singer of 30-Odd Foot of Grunts, also acts. He’s currently filming Robin Hood, the most beloved wealth-redistribution parable in the public domain. In a case of life imitating art, Russell has taken from the rich (his employers) and given to the poor (a boom mic operator).
Happy Birthday, Gisele!
Happy Birthday, Gisele Bündchen! Gisele is 29, but she doesn’t look a day older than a beautiful, fierce unicorn. Gisele is best known for being tall and beautiful and dating Leonardo DiCaprio and then marrying Tom Brady, who left his unborn child and girlfriend Bridget Moynahan for her. She’s also the highest paid model in […]
Beastie Boy Battling Cancer
Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch has been diagnosed with Cancer and the boys will be canceling all upcoming tour dates while he receives treatment. In a video posted to their official website, Yauch announced; “About two months ago, I started feeling this little lump in my throat, like what you would feel if you have […]