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Kate +8: “Jon’s Cleared Out Our Account!”

The Mom of 8 and her hideous haircut spent the morning, away from her kids again, to whine to the The Today Show. Fighting back Oscar worthy tears, Mrs Goss said Jon has cleared $230,000 out of the $231,000 bank account the two show-offs shared. Hey she still has $1000! What’s she bitching about?  That’s 5 areas of […]

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Your Tax Dollars at Work: Cops Called to Jon and Kate’s Home

Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin: they’re like if Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen were spectacularly uncool in addition to being talentless. If I’m going to have to write about these people for the next ten years – and, given their tabloid permanence coupled with my lack of job prospects, that seems likely – someone needs […]

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Kate Gosselin On The Today Show!

Visit for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Reality star and Discount Haircut posterchild Kate Gosselin went on The Today Show today, and as expected, burst into tears. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know that the mother of eight is undergoing a separation and divorce from husband, Jon. […]

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Jon & Kate Sneak Peek!

The first sneak peek from the upcoming episodes of Jon – Kate + 8 have been released. While there’s not much Jon in the footage, considering he’s been jetting off to France and The Hamptons with his young hos,  Kate declares that she’s going to have to “do things she’s never done before.” Her hair […]

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Kate Gosselin’s Got An Apartment in Maryland, Not Impressing Anyone

If the months following a divorce are nothing but a battle of Look-How-Good-I’m-Doing-Without-You-Honey, Kate Gosselin is surely losing. Ex-husband Jon is stringing along two women, vacationing with famous designers in St. Tropez, and buying luxury condos in Manhattan. Kate, on the other hand, still has bad hair and is buying a condo in Rockville, MD, […]

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Jon Gosselin Literally Flirting with the Media

Father of eight, Ed Hardy hocker, recent fiance of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s 22-year old daughter and all-around classy guy Jon Gosselin was seen out in New York with a gossip reporter from Star, Kate Major. Kate, who actually posed for pictures while out to dinner with this D-bag of the Month, claims “we’re just […]

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Jon Gosselin Possibly Engaged, Definitely a Tool

Jon Gosselin is allegedly engaged to his 22 year old hussy, er, girlfriend Hailey Glassman. According to In Touch Weekly, Jon proposed to his childless girlfriend of like a millisecond. And according to my eyes, Ed Hardy clothing can apparently be out-douched. Who knew? Does Hailey not mind playing step-mom to eight kids? It wouldn’t […]

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Look Who Snuck Back on a Cover

Though Michael Jackson’s kids are the hottest kids in town this week, one mom doing whatever it takes to not let that happen! She may have disappeared from cover-ville when she announced her divorce and  Michael Jackson passed away, but according to Star Magazine, Kate Gosselin has a $10 Million dollar scheme to turn her […]

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Jon & Kate: A Statement

Jon & Kate Gosselin have released the following joint statement through TLC this morning; During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories and speculation. Our goal is to do the very best for our […]

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Kate’s Private Hell About to Get Worse!

Kate Gosselin is back on about every cover this weekend where she wants to be, and all it took was to file for a little old divorce! It’s only going to get worse for her, as she and Jon have decided to continue the $how on TLC  to document both of their time with the […]

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