You’d better think twice before insinuating that Debbie Rowe just carried those kids to term for money. Because she might sue you. For money. That’s what she’s doing to Rebecca White of Florida, who claims that Debbie typed “Do I want the kids? Hell no. Does it look good for me to ask for them? […]
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Kelis Claims Nas Only Gave her Gift Cards, Itchy Sweater
In court documents filed this week, Singer Kelis claims that her estranged husband Nas has not fully supported her and their unborn child and she is seeking his financial aid. The couple split in April, but Kelis is due to give birth to their son any day now. She is asking for $30,000 for the […]
Gay Porn Star Sentenced For Handsaw “Incident”; Twin “Co-Star” Charged!
You can’t make this caca up! In a case of life imitating gay porn, The AP reports that gay porn star Taleon Goffney of the classic man-on-man masterpiece ‘Marc And The Twins’ (where he co-starred with his twin brother Keyontili) is heading to the big house for a minimum of three years. It gets better. […]
Alessandra Ambrosio Takes Her Baby to the Park, Mingles with Mortals
Victoria’s Secret model Alessanda Ambrosio and her fiance Jamie Mazur took their daughter Anja Louise to the park in Malibu yesterday. She really should ditch the tie-dye poncho thing (is she headed to a Phish concert?), and just wear a t-shirt that says “Yeah, I Gave Birth a Year Ago and Still Look Better Than You”. Maybe it should be […]
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Jesus Injured In Harley Accident; No Liquor Suspected
Mel Gibson’s Personal Jesus has been injured in a motorcycle accident. But – Praise The Lord – He’s OK! The Associated Press reports that “The Passion of the Christ” star James Caviezel (he played “Jesus”) suffered minor injuries in Washington State after trying to avoid a bicycle that was “hurled” into his path by an […]
Lindsay Lohan Really Wants You To Believe She’s Marilyn Monroe
Frankly, we’d rather see Dina Lohan dressed as Marilyn Monroe than Lindsay in another cheap hooker wig. Proof that the New Jersey lesbian has hit a creative lull is on newstands now. Appearing on the cover of the latest issue of Vogue Espana, Lohan looks about as much like Marilyn Monroe as Barbara Walters’ Halloween […]
Second Person Dies In Accident; Madonna Breaks Down On Stage
The accident that occurred on the Marseille leg of Madonna’s Sticky And Sweet tour has claimed a second life. A total of eight people, including one American, were injured when the roof of the concert stage collapsed. The cause of the accident is still being determined. Two men, a French man and a Briton, have […]
Mischa’s Meltdown
Everyone be sure to take a moment of silence during OC re-runs tonight for poor little Mischa Barton, who is held up unwillingly at the Cedars Sinai medical center in the looney bin. Barton called the police on herself on Wednesday afternoon with a health problem, and was later checked into the psychiatric holding at […]
Oh No She Didn’t!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYYYmvYOsjA Brooke Hogan posted to her facebook a diss track at her own mama, Dear Mom, on her upcoming album, Redemption. Oh yes she did!
Ivanka Trump’s Upcoming Wedding Probably Won’t be Affected by the Economy
The Emmys weren’t the only announcements made today. Donald Trump‘s daughter Ivanka is getting married, and she Tweeted the news herself. Sorry, all you broke chumps out there hoping to score a sweet payday by hooking up with Trump’s offspring. Some dude named Jared Kushner beat you to it. Ten bucks he changes his name […]